Eating a burger with NO honey mustard!!!

Hello simpletons. my name is Rancid Josh, in maximum security prison currently as i’m writing this. You know those big ass shopping centres yeah bruv? And they have a large ass fast food section yeah where all the fat grannies and junkies go yeah? Well my hungry ass wanted to go to Maccies innit bruv so i skiddaddled on over to the queue. I ordered a cheesborgah and a sprite. As i came with my order i asked the provider of my deluxe meal, “you got any honey mustard?” Take your time to guess what the response was. “no, sorry.” …are you FUCKEN MAD BRUV??? this FAT COW expects a roadman like me to CONSUME a BURGER, WITH NO HONEY MUSTARD. in my head i was FUMING. I took out my trusty shank out of me poket and stabbed the cashier 28 times. Everyone for SOME reason was disturbed and shocked at me. Some were calling 999 bruv.. They dare call the cops on me after i DIDNT get my HONEY MUSTARD? I ran up to the snitches and stabbed them 40 times. I called Andrew Tate and he flew from Romania. He pulled a bugatti out of his ass and i drove the bugatti through the shopping centres window. as i was falling i screamt ALLAH AKBAR as i shot a rocket launcher into the shopping centre detonating a portion of it, causing londons biggest fire. The military had to get involved, just HAD TO. To slow down my fall, i whipped out my cock and jerked off and came so fast into the ground and thus, landing safely. Military infantry men were approaching me and helicopters surrounded me. As i let out my war cry, “chu papi momai won” I jerked off so furiously i came at lightning speed. I shot my life juice at the helicopters. Spinning my body to aim at the other helicopters. Since they were covered in sludge, they fell onto the infantry men. However, my dad came back to beat me and i passed out. I woke up in prison.


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