Elden Ring spoilers!!!!!

I want you to realize that until I saw “Yeezus” I thought it was real. I felt my blood boiling, I had this fantasy of me going to FromSoftware headquarters and strangling the first motherfucker I see. Then I would get on the elevator, shit and cum in my pants. When I get to the top executive floor I would immediately get on my knees (UwU) and suck off the first dude I see while moaning “Mmmm gwen-sama”. Finally I would walk into Hidetaka’s office and see him eating out Firelink Maiden from the popular RPG Dark Souls 3. I would NUT instantly, the explosion would tear my fucking pants off my thunderthighs. Immediately Firelink Maiden would look at me and moan “Ashen one…” BAM another fat fucking load that should’ve went into her tight fire linking pussy. I would finally hand over the money for the Battle Pass for the popular upcoming open world RPG, Elden Ring.

Oh I’m not done, I would grab her fat juicy thighs and open up her legs to see her unlit wet bonfire. I would wave my hand over her fat pussy, while caressing her cheek with my soft handsome manly hands. Then I would whisper in her ear “Bonfire Lit” she would respond “You should rest here and umm-umm refuel your Estus”. Only after hearing these words I would realize what I’m about to do. Hidetaka would put his hand on my shoulder and say “Ashen one you can’t fail NNN, as the fire depends on it.” Sweating and freaking out, I would jump out the window falling to my death with a raging boner and children cream in my pants.

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  3. I want to realize that until I saw Izus, I think it’s true, and I feel like boiling my blood, and I have this fantasy to go to the Stewar Center headquarters and the first foundation I see. So I’m gonna go to the elevator and put my pants on when I get to the top of my executive level, and now I’m gonna ride and suck up the first guy I see while Gwen finally enjoys Sama, I’m gonna go to Hydaka’s office and see him eat Verling Madden.

    I wasn’t done. I would take his fat thigh and open his feet to see his wet fire, followed my hand on his fat while I was looking for it with my hands of the dwarf, and then whispered in her ear, burned,

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