Elon Musk

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Elon Musk. His business strategy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of IEOR most of his companies will go over a typical analyst’s head. There’s also Elon’s futuristic outlook, which is deftly woven into his enterprises – his personal philosophy draws heavily from Libertarian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ventures, to realize that they’re not just profitable- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Elon Musk truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the genius in Elon’s existencial catchphrase “I could either watch it happen or be a part of it,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Elon Musk’s genius unfolds itself on their SpaceX launch streams. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Tesla tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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