Everyone is stupid except for me.

Everyone is stupid except for me.

I was taking a test in my math class the other day when this dumb bitch in front of me got up and asked the professor how to do a problem on the test. She has a pretty nasty smile, which has nothing to do with what I’m talking about, but it was pissing me off so I thought I’d mention it. Anyway, back to how stupid she is. During the test, she got up at least 8 times to ask the professor for help with her *test*; she even asked how to do the same problem twice.

I could have sworn I heard the professor muttering “you dumb bitch” under his breath as she walked away, but then I realized it was just me. If I was the professor, I’d have answered her question with a jab to the kidney. “Sit down dumbass,” I’d have said, as I kicked her rotund ass back to her seat.

All throughout the test, one moron after another got up and asked the professor stupid questions. By the way, the next time I hear someone say “there’s no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid people” they’re going to get a mouth full of my foot. I’m tired of people and their clever little sayings. Stupid questions *do* exist. For example, any question directed towards me starting with the words “why should I…” The answer is always: because I said so, asshole. Also, I’m pretty damn sick of these stupid game shows titled with rhetorical questions. They should make a new game show called “Who Wants To Avoid Pissing Me Off,” a show in which contestants compete with each other to avoid pissing me off, which only pisses me off more and I end up ripping everyone a new asshole at the end of the show. Everyone is a loser on my game show.


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