Evil Joker be like: Do you want to know how I don’t have any scars? My father was not an alcoholic, and a very respectful man. And one night he comes home more happy than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to cook some dinner. He likes that. A. Whole. Lot. So, me watching, he decides to help her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, “Why so silly?” He comes at me with some food, “Why so silly?” He feeds some food in my mouth, “Here comes the airplane!” And…Why so silly?