Extreme Destroy Dick December

allow me to explain.

Normal Destroy Dick December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date. So on the 1st December you nut once, 2nd December you nut twice, etc. You may have heard of other, harder versions such as adding the dates up, so day one is 1, day two is 1 + 2, etc. But extreme Destroy Dick December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date *factorial*.

On Day 1 it’s not so bad. It’s just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn’t bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that’s nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes. Maybe possible if you’ve taken copious amounts of every stimulant drug on the planet.

Day 7 is where you have to start rejecting your humanity. 7! = 5040. 5040 / 24 = 210. 210 / 60 = 3.5. 60 / 3.5 is about 17, so that’s nutting once every 17 seconds.

Day 8, oh god please stop. 8! is 40320, that divided over 24 hours is 1680 times per hour. that / 60 is 28 times per minute. Per fucking minute. So once every ~2.1 seconds, you have to nut. This is getting insane.

You can see the pattern here. By December 31st you’d be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22 x 10^33.

That / 24 is 3.43 x 10^32.

That / 60 is 5.71 x 10^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52 x 10^28.

Divide by 1000 and it’s 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it’d be greatly appreciated, i’m done with this

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  1. allow βœ… me to explain πŸ—£πŸ’¬.

    Normal 😐 Destroy πŸ’₯πŸ”«πŸ’£ Dick πŸ†πŸ’¦ December ❄ is where you πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ nut πŸ₯œ as many πŸ‘¬ times ⏰ that day πŸŒžπŸ—“ according πŸ“–βœ to the date πŸ“†πŸ˜‹. So on πŸΏπŸ’¦ the 1st πŸ“… December πŸŽ… you πŸ‘‰πŸΌ nut πŸ₯œ once, 2nd πŸ’¦ December ❄ you πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ΌπŸ’Έ nut πŸ₯œ twice ✌🏻, etc πŸ›«πŸ›¬. You πŸ‘‰ may πŸ—“ have heard πŸ‘‚πŸΌ of other, harder πŸ†β¬† versions β„Ή such as adding βž•πŸ˜² the dates πŸ‘« up β˜πŸ†™, so day 🌞 one 1️⃣ is 1 ❗, day 🌝🌞 two 🌚✌ is 1 πŸŽ„ + 2 πŸ•, etc πŸ›«πŸ›¬. But πŸ‘ extreme πŸ’― Destroy πŸ’₯ Dick πŸ†πŸ˜ December ❄ is where you πŸ€€πŸ‘ˆ nut πŸ₯œ as many πŸ‘¬ times ⏰ that day πŸŒ•πŸ“† according πŸ”› to the date πŸ‘« *factorial*.

    On πŸ”› Day 🌞 1 πŸŽ„ it’s not so bad πŸ“‰. It’s just 1 ❗, so you πŸ‘ˆ nut πŸ₯œ once. Day πŸŒžπŸŒ› 2 βœŒβ™Š isn’t bad πŸ‘Ž either 🚫, since πŸ‘¨ 1 πŸŽ„ x ❌ 2 πŸ• = 2 ✌. Day 🌞 3 πŸ–±, 1 ❗ x ❌ 2 πŸ• x ❌ 3 πŸ–± = 6 πŸ••, so a little πŸ‘Œ challenging πŸ”¨πŸ”§πŸ”© but πŸ‘ nothing 🚫 too major πŸ”‘. Day 🌞 4 πŸ’¦ is where it really πŸ’― starts πŸ†• though πŸ€”. 4 πŸ’¦! is 24 πŸš£πŸ‘πŸ…°. So that’s 😦 nutting πŸ₯œπŸ˜©πŸ’¦ once every πŸ’― hour πŸ•πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜. Day πŸŒžβ˜€ 5 πŸŽ„ gets πŸ‰ worse πŸ“‰. 5 πŸ”³! is 120 ❀🌻. 120 ❀🌻 / 24 πŸ‘΄ = 5 πŸŽ„, which means 😏 you πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜ nut πŸ₯œ 5 πŸ”³ times ⏰ per πŸ’¨ hour πŸ•πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜. Day πŸ“† 6 πŸ••: 720 times ⏰ per πŸ’¨ day πŸ“†πŸ‘¨. That translates 😳 to 30 πŸ“… times ⏰ per πŸ›°πŸŽ hour β³β±πŸ• or once every ☝ 2 ✌ minutes ⏱⏰‼. Maybe πŸ€”πŸ€¨ possible πŸ€” if you’ve taken πŸ”« copious β€Ό amounts πŸ”’πŸ“‰ of every ☝ stimulant πŸ’†πŸ’‘ drug πŸ’‰πŸ’Š on πŸ”› the planet 🌏🌍🌎.

    Day 🌝🌞 7 πŸ’ͺπŸ˜‚ is where you πŸ‘ˆ have to start πŸ’’ rejecting your πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ΆπŸΌπŸš€ humanity πŸ‘€. 7 πŸ’ͺπŸ˜‚! = 5040. 5040 / 24 πŸ‘΄ = 210. 210 / 60 πŸ…± = 3.5 πŸ‘΅. 60 😫 / 3.5 πŸ‘΅ is about πŸ’¦ 17 πŸ₯–πŸ₯›βž–, so that’s βœ” nutting πŸ₯œπŸ˜©πŸ’¦ once every πŸ’― 17 πŸ“… seconds πŸ•2⃣.

    Day πŸ“…πŸ“† 8 πŸ‘Š, oh πŸ™€ god πŸ™β›ͺ please πŸ™ stop 🚫. 8 πŸ‘Š! is 40320, that divided βž— over πŸ˜³πŸ™ŠπŸ’¦ 24 πŸš£πŸ‘πŸ…° hours πŸ• is 1680 times πŸ•‘β° per πŸ’¨ hour 😞😳. that / 60 πŸ‘€ is 28 ❕❗‼ times πŸ•πŸ•Ÿ per πŸ‘Ό minute 😲. Per πŸ‘Ό fucking πŸ†πŸ‘Œ minute 😲. So once every πŸ’― ~2.1 πŸ† seconds πŸ₯ˆ, you πŸ‘‰πŸ» have to nut πŸ₯›πŸ₯œ. This is getting πŸ‰ insane 😜.

    You πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ can see πŸ‘ the pattern πŸ‘‰πŸ‘… here. By December ❄ 31st πŸŽ‰ you’d be a dehydrated β›„ corpse πŸ’€, but πŸ‘ if you πŸ‘‰ somehow πŸ€” survived 🀺:

    31 πŸ“…! is 8.22 x ❌ 10^33.

    That / 24 πŸ…± is 3.43 x ❌ 10^32.

    That / 60 πŸ…± is 5.71 x ❌ 10^30.

    Divide βž— by 60 πŸ’°πŸ’΄πŸ’΅ again 😬 and you πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ get πŸ‰ 9.52 x ❌ 10^28.

    Divide βž— by 1000 πŸ’° and it’s 9.52 x ❌ 10^25 times ⏰. Every β˜πŸŒƒ millisecond πŸ•¦. An incomprehensibly large πŸ‘€ number πŸ”’β˜ of nuts 🌰 every πŸ’― millisecond πŸ•š, if someone πŸ‘€ could please πŸ™πŸ» calculate 🚣🏻🈺⏰ the amount πŸ”’πŸ“‰ of energy πŸ”‹ required πŸ“‹βœ… for that it’d 😏 be greatly πŸ‘ appreciated πŸ™πŸ˜πŸŒΊ, i’m πŸ’˜ done βœ… with this

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