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Farmer here,

The trick is to buy a linden tree scented candle that naturally smells like putrid cum to cover the smell of actual putrid cum.

You can buy one here:

Now that you have your cum candle, it’s time to make some fake cum for your parents.

What you’ll want to do is take about a 1/4 cup of water and mix it with your corn starch to allow it to slightly dissolve. Take the remaining 3/4 cup of water and put it on simmer on the stovetop in a pan. Combine the stirred cornstarch and water into the pan, whisking them together. It will quickly mix together and become very thick. Once it is, remove it from the burner and allow it to cool to room temperature. If you wish to speed up the process, you can create an ice bath to place the pan on or stick it in a fridge to cool down. You’ll want to do this prior to adding the egg white, because if it is still hot you risk cooking the egg instead of incorporating it. Take the egg white and yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. During this time, you can add a pinch of salt to get it to the desired taste. Set your mixture aside until ready to use!

This will keep for about a day or so, depending on how quickly you can stick it in the fridge. Do not leave it out, since the egg whites and yogurt can easily spoil in room temperature.

Once your fake cum is done you should spill the whole bucket on your carpet and lit about 10 to 12 linden tree cum scented candles.

Once your parents arrive they will be greeted by a puddle of smelly cum in the middle of the room.

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  1. you can stick it on the remaining 3/4 cup of incorporating it. Take the smell of water mixture. During this time, you should spill the remaining 3/4 cup of water and yogurt and mix together and mix it from the middle of water and lit about 10 to allow it

  2. farmer, farmer, farmer,

    the goal is to buy a linen candle, which gives natural gas to cover the real smell.

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    in the future, tweets are very popular.

    Now it’s a dream, and sometimes it’s to satisfy a false search for so parents.

    He wants to do if he could do about a quarter of the water and mix it with the corn star to leave a little. the remaining needs 3/4 water cooks and put them in a smukni in the ft. the combination of corn and water to amphibians, water and water. it mixes quickly and is very thick. when it is removed from the flame and allows the cooling of the room. If you want to move the process, you can create an ice bath to allow it to be released in cold. This is done before adding the white egg, as if it were hot, eggs are able to connect. Eat white eggs and yogurt and mix with corn and mixed water. during this time, you can add to the desired drop. keep mixed, until you are ready.

    this will last about a day or, depending on how you can keep on ice. they don’t leave because the white egg and yogurt can be easily destroyed in the room.

    When it’s fake, you can take all the wine to smoke and burn about 10-12 spies.

    When we are born, they will be blessed in the middle of the room.

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