For as long as I can remember I’ve been attracted to ambulances…

I’be never told anyone this but I’ve I’m sexually attracted to ambulances. I bought a house next to an EMS station to be closer to the ambulances. Every time they get a call and turn on their lights and sirens, I’m full mast so to speak. One time after a car wreck, the EMTs and paramedics put me in the ambulance. It was better than being inside a woman. Seeing all the medical equipment and laying on the stretcher almost brought me to completion. I get distracted while driving if I see an ambulance on the way to a call. I’m not necessarily attracted to the EMTs as they are usually overweight. I tried to take an EMT-B class but I couldn’t focus as I was drawing ambulances the entire time thinking about being with them.

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