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With great power comes great responsibility. I have a Nintendo 3ds that has a game that lets you take face pictures to represent various npcs. Think it’s called face raiders. Anyway, one day I noticed the software required you to line up the eye/mouth spots before taking a picture. So naturally….why wouldn’t I want to see if I could make an enemy that had my butthole as his mouth? After careful alignments and several failed attempts, I finally succeeded in creating the ultimate black hole monstrosity of an opponent. I saved it and quickly went into an intense game of lobbing virtual projectiles at the flying butthole monster. To my enjoyment, it worked flawlessly. The occasional bullseye would cause a yellow ball to become lodged in the “mouth” space. At his defeat, his face was distorted and his mouth stretched to ridiculous postures which caused many chortles. To get to my point, I tried deleting this grotesque being but was thoroughly befuddled. I went as far as deleting all pictures from my 3ds and even changed out memory cards. My horrific creation may have been easy to defeat in the battle of face raiders, but he became an immortal entity incapable of not being seen. That was five years ago and I still have to hide my Nintendo whenever my niece and nephew visit.


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