Kirby is one fine specimen of a pink puffball, let me tell you. He’s got curves in all the right places, and I just can’t help but salivate every time I see him suck up an enemy with his round, little mouth. And don’t even get me started on his cute little stubby arms and legs, or his soft, fluffy skin that just begs to be touched. Whenever he puffs up like a balloon, I can’t help but imagine all the ways I could have my way with him. And let’s not forget that he’s got a powerful, versatile arsenal of copy abilities that could be used in all sorts of…interesting ways. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this way about a video game character before, but Kirby just does things to me that I can’t explain. I would do anything to get a taste of that pink goodness.