Found on a Death Grips song’s comment section

So I’m driving for Uber right. I go and pick up this kid and start driving him home. He has a single earbud in and keeps glancing at me through the rearview mirror. After a minute of awkward eye contact I guess he finally mustered up the courage to strike up a conversation and asks “H-hey, have you ever heard of this band called Death Grips?”. I told him no I haven’t since I don’t listen to metal. He lets out a really forced laugh and says “n-no they’re not metal, they pioneered this subgenre called Industrial Hip Hop. Here I’ll play you a song by them, you’ll like it a lot!”. He starts blaring this awful noisy Rap sludge through his phone speaker. I can barely even tell what the fuck is going on in the song. We’re about 4 minutes away from his house now and he says “you’re in my area! You know the first three numbers! G-get it? It’s a reference to the song I played”. At this point I’m just choosing to ignore him. For the rest of the ride home he just kept talking about when this girl named Jenny is going to die and I’m seriously contemplating calling the authorities. Anyways I dropped him off and he left a 1 star review and no tip. I can’t even pick up anymore riders now because he fucked up my average driver rating. I hate my job so God damned much.

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  1. So I’m 💘 driving 👊 for Uber 🚗 right 👌. I 👁 go 🏃 and pick ⛏🆙 up ☝ this kid 👦 and start 🆕 driving 🚗 him 👴 home 🏡🏠. He 👨 has a single ☝ earbud in and keeps 👀 glancing at me through the rearview ↩ mirror 🤳. After 👀💯🅱 a minute ⏱👀 of awkward 😳 eye 👀 contact 📞 I 👁 guess 🤔 he 👨 finally 👆 mustered up ☝ the courage 👳 to strike ⚡ up ☝ a conversation 🤐 and asks 😯❓❔ “H-hey, have you 👉 ever 😠 heard 👂 of this band 🎵 called 📞 Death ☠💀 Grips 👊?”. I 👁 told 🗣 him 👴 no 🚫 I 👁 haven’t since 👨 I 👥 don’t ❌ listen 👂 to metal 🤘. He 👥 lets 🥺 out a really 💯 forced 👮‍♂️ laugh 😂 and says 👱🏿💬🙈 “n-no ☺ they’re 👨 not metal 🌛🔪🤘, they pioneered this subgenre called 📲 Industrial 🛠🏭 Hip 🕺 Hop 🐇. Here I’ll 📝 play 🎮 you 👉 a song 🎶🎵 by them, you’ll like 😄 it a lot 🍑!”. He 👥 starts 🆕 blaring this awful 😡 noisy 🔊 Rap 🗣🎤 sludge 💩🤮 through his 👋😂 phone 📱 speaker 🙊. I 👁 can barely 👀 even 🌃 tell 🗣 what the fuck 🖕👦 is going 🏃 on 🔛 in the song 🎶. We’re about 💦 4 🍆 minutes ⏱ away 😂 from his 💦 house 🏡 now and he 👥 says 🗣 “you’re in my area ⚠💀! You 👉 know 💭 the first 👆 three 3️⃣ numbers 🔢☝! G-get it? It’s a reference 📖 to the song 🎤 I 👁 played 🎮”. At this point 📍 I’m 💘 just choosing 😘🍌 to ignore 😷 him 👴. For the rest 😪 of the ride 🏇 home 🏡 he 👨🏼👤 just kept 😣 talking 🗣 about 💦 when 🍑 this girl 👧 named 📛 Jenny 🅱 is going 🏃 to die ☠😭⚰ and I’m 💘 seriously 😐 contemplating 🤔 calling ☎📞 the authorities 👮. Anyways 🔛 I 👁 dropped ⬇ him 👴 off 📴 and he 👨 left 👈 a 1 🎄 star ✨🌟⭐ review 📜 and no 😣 tip 😆🍆. I 👁 can’t ❌ even 🌃 pick ⛏ up ⬆ anymore 🔥 riders 🏇 now because he 👨🏾 fucked 😩 up ☝ my average 🐕 driver 🚗 rating 📉. I 👥 hate 😡🐓 my job 😕 so God 😇 damned 😭⁉ much 🔥.

  2. Therefore, I am the driver uber. I will take the baby and start with his house. It is one article and follow my voice by observatory revitalized. after three minutes of contact with an ashkd, I finally heard that banditry, said that “we are demanding courageous and dead.” I don’t say that he did not hear the metal. It was truly forced to complete the massacre, “was not its metal, and they were called industrial hupp. let me talk here. started with his phone spokesman, noi Sulić blair. I can even say. we are now about four minutes from their home, which is my region! you know that the first three people have the goal? I refer to the first poet, p. 3 here to ignore it only. jenny prevents the girl from fighting her bloodshed, and give me serious consideration to call the authorities. I reject him in any way, which left 19 reviews of hunger and one. I can now choose more distant. a average number of drivers. my sharif is mixed.

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