Found this on steam

Change your mind? Think it’s a little too late for that mate. I think you got dropped a couple too many times as a baby, shame really. Then your dad when he used to get drunk had really fucking good aim with his bottles and fists – I mean that left more than a couple hemorrhages i’m afraid. But I think what really did it was when your mom would beat you to take out her frustration, that’s when the lacerations around your pre-frontal cortex really started forming, making you incapable of any form of thinking and reasoning. It’s most likely also the reason you can’t control when you shit and piss, making your life a perpetual game of “what’s that smell and why am I wet” anytime you go outside.


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