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No, no, no. We’re gonna talk about this, Madghosts. We’re gonna finally go over this. It’s the wee hours of Christmas eve or Christmas day or whenever the fuck, and you got the fuckaround gang riding around on a bicycle powered by trumpets and drum sets. Whose bright idea was it to get their children something like that? That’s just fucking *awful. It’s inhumane.* I have Mexican ancestry. I’ve been to fiestas and quincenera’s, and seen mariachi bands playing live music.

This is nothing like that. They’re not playing anything that even remotely resembles music. They’re just making fucking *NOISE.* **Loud. Obscene. UNNECESSARY. NOISE!!!!** What, and we’re supposed to be mad at the Grinch for taking those ungodly contraptions away? Who needs a bicycle with trumpets on it?! In what scenario, in what walk of life, would you ever think, “Gee, mum has just not given me enough attention. I sure wish I had a bike complete with its own orchestra so I can ride around indoors making noise”?

The *audacity.* The *sheer* disrespect. The **insult!** I would rather take the sounds of a choir a thousand screaming goats..I would rather listen to the loudest rap music video..The most obnoxious bass system coming out of a fucking Dodge Charger.

*ALL IT IS IS NOISE!!!!!! IT’S NOTHING BUT NOISE!!! AND THEY’RE ALL OKAY WITH IT. THEY’VE MADE A COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUS DECISION THAT THIS IS NORMAL. THEY’VE MADE THE DECISION TO BE OBNOXIOUS. A CONSCIOUS, CONSENSUAL, ABSOLUTE, DECISION!*

It’s no fucking wonder the grinch moved up into the highest peak. It’s probably the only way to get away from all the noise pollution! But even *that’s* not enough, because he can still fucking hear it!

Fuck Whoville.

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  1. No ๐Ÿšซ, no ๐Ÿ™…๐ŸปโŒ, no ๐Ÿšซ. We’re gonna ๐Ÿ‘‰ talk ๐Ÿ’ฌ about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ this, Reddit ๐Ÿ‘ฝ. We’re gonna ๐Ÿ”ฅ finally ๐Ÿ™ go โฉ๐Ÿƒ over ๐Ÿ” this. It’s the wee ๐Ÿš” hours ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ณ of Christmas ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ eve ๐ŸŽ„โ— or Christmas ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป day ๐ŸŒž or whenever ๐Ÿช the fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ, and you ๐Ÿ‘‰ got ๐Ÿธ the fuckaround gang ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฌ riding ๐Ÿ‡ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ on ๐Ÿ”› a bicycle ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ powered ๐Ÿ”Œ by trumpets ๐ŸŽบ and drum ๐Ÿฅ sets ๐Ÿ‘Œ. Whose ๐Ÿ‘ฅ bright ๐Ÿ”ฅ idea ๐Ÿ’ก was it to get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ their children ๐Ÿ‘ถ something ๐Ÿ˜… like ๐Ÿ˜„ that? That’s โœ” just fucking ๐Ÿ† *awful ๐Ÿ˜ก. It’s inhumane.* I ๐Ÿ‘ have Mexican ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ ancestry ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป. I’ve ๐Ÿ‘ been to fiestas ๐ŸŒธ and quincenera’s, and seen ๐Ÿ‘€ mariachi bands ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค playing ๐ŸŽฎ live ๐Ÿ˜ฉ music ๐ŸŽถ.

    This is nothing ๐Ÿšซ like ๐Ÿ‘ that. They’re ๐Ÿ‘จ not playing ๐ŸŽฎ anything ๐Ÿ˜ฏ that even ๐ŸŒƒ remotely ๐ŸŽฎ resembles ๐Ÿ‘€ music ๐ŸŽง. They’re ๐Ÿ‘จ just making ๐Ÿ–• fucking ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘ฆ *NOISE ๐Ÿ”Š.* **Loud ๐Ÿ”Š. Obscene ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‘ณ. UNNECESSARY ๐Ÿ˜ถ. NOISE ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ˜‚!!!!** What, and we’re supposed ๐Ÿšซ to be mad ๐Ÿ˜ก at the Grinch ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ด for taking ๐Ÿ‘Š those ungodly โฐ contraptions away ๐Ÿ˜? Who needs ๐Ÿ™ a bicycle ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ with trumpets ๐ŸŽบ on ๐Ÿ”› it?! In what scenario โ™จ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™, in what walk ๐Ÿšถ of life ๐Ÿ‘ค, would you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ever ๐Ÿ“† think ๐Ÿค”, “Gee ๐Ÿ˜ฅ, mum ๐Ÿ˜Ž has just not given ๐Ÿ˜‚ me enough ๐Ÿ‘บ attention ๐Ÿ›Žโš . I ๐Ÿ‘ sure ๐Ÿ‘ wish ๐Ÿ™ I ๐Ÿ‘ had a bike ๐Ÿšต๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ complete ๐Ÿšซ with its own orchestra ๐Ÿงฏ so I ๐Ÿ‘ can ride ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ indoors ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ‘ˆ making ๐Ÿ–• noise ๐Ÿ”Š”?

    The *audacity ๐Ÿ˜ฒ.* The *sheer ๐Ÿ˜* disrespect ๐Ÿ˜ก. The **insult ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšซ!** I ๐Ÿ‘ would rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ take ๐Ÿ‘Š the sounds ๐Ÿ‘‚ of a choir ยฎ a thousand ๐Ÿ”ข screaming ๐Ÿ˜ซ goats..I would rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ listen ๐Ÿ‘‚ to the loudest rap ๐ŸŽค music ๐ŸŽง video..The most obnoxious ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘Ž bass ๐ŸŸ system โ˜„ coming ๐Ÿ’ฆ out of a fucking ๐Ÿ–• Dodge ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ Charger ๐Ÿšซ.

    *ALL ๐Ÿ’ฏ IT IS IS NOISE ๐Ÿ”Š!!!!!! IT’S NOTHING ๐Ÿšซ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ NOISE ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ˜‚!!! AND THEY’RE ๐Ÿ‘จ ALL ๐Ÿ’ฏ OKAY ๐Ÿ‘Œ WITH IT. THEY’VE โŒ MADE ๐Ÿ‘‰ A COLLECTIVE ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ช CONSCIOUS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿง  DECISION ๐Ÿ‘ฏ THAT THIS IS NORMAL ๐Ÿ˜. THEY’VE โŒ MADE ๐Ÿ‘‘ THE DECISION ๐Ÿ‘ฏ TO BE OBNOXIOUS ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘Ž. A CONSCIOUS ๐Ÿง , CONSENSUAL โ˜‘, ABSOLUTE ๐Ÿ™€, DECISION ๐Ÿค”!*

    It’s no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ fucking ๐Ÿ† wonder ๐Ÿค” the grinch ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ด moved ๐Ÿ“ฆ up โ˜ into the highest ๐Ÿ” peak ๐Ÿš™๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ•. It’s probably ๐Ÿ˜ป the only way โ†•๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ”ง to get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ…ฐ away ๐Ÿ˜ from all ๐Ÿ’ฏ the noise ๐Ÿ”Š pollution โ˜ข! But ๐Ÿ‘ even ๐ŸŒƒ *that’s โœ”* not enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ, because he ๐Ÿ‘จ can still ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ fucking ๐Ÿ† hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ it!

    Fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰ Whoville.

  2. no, no, no. let’s talk about, reddit. After that, we will add it. a video bond is to ride a feed bicycle at home noel or day or always fuck hours and heavys and drum games. Is it an excellent idea that your children had to take something as? the clinic is terrible. the inhuman. * ancestors are mexican. I was parties and nights, and I saw mariachi bands live music to play.

    this tweet is not available. They play something that looks like remote music. mass noise. Indian aloud, irrelevant, cannot. what, and what we had to be crazy grinch to remove ingodly contraptions? who needs cycling with seriouss? at the stage, I feel walking from life, “the mother did not pay enough for me. I want to have a full bike with their own orchestra, so can I go around to make noise?

    audacity. derespect. insult! I prefer to scream the sounds of a thousand goats coron. I want to listen to a music video with the high rap. The worst press system comes from a curse placement charger.

    there is no noise! nothing, but not, and well with everything. They decided to make the information bulk it is normal. They agreed. conscious, stable, complete, determined! * * * * * *

    grinch is not surprised to move to the highest peak. probably the only way to move away from all noise pollution! but even this is not enough, you can still hear!

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