Fuck you playerbase! Treyarch

Fuck you playerbase! If you’re dumb enough to buy Vanguard this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come on down to the Treyarch Store. Bad deals, games buggier than Bethesda, sexual harrasment. If you think you’re gonna find anything but another fucking WW2 sim at Treyarch, you can kiss my ass! Its our belief that you are such a stupid motherfucker that you’ll fall for this bullshit guaranteed! If you find a better game you can shove it right up your ugly ass! You heard us right! Shove it right up your ugly ass! Bring your coins, bring your discounts, bring your storage space, we’ll fuck it. Thats right, we’ll fuck your storage space! Because at Treyarch, your fuck dick sways the Sunday! Take a hike to the Treyarch store, home of previous gen games the same price as release! How does it work? We just jack up the price of actually beloved games from the 2010s and actually sell, you get absolutely no down payment! Don’t wait, don’t delay, don’t fuck with us, we’ll rip your nuts off. Only at Treyarch, the only game that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute you write us a check and you better not bounce or you’re a dead mother fucker. Go to hell. Treyarch Store, the world’s filthiest and exclusive palm of the meanest sons of bitches in the FPS game industry, guaranteed!


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