Geometry Dash Girlfriend

It was a night like any other. I was grinding out Acu (my first extreme) on my phone while on class, when I noticed something. A woman. A female human. A member of the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species with XX chromosomes. Immediately, my primal instincts activated, and my dick became harder than a diamond, resembling a sword that could slice a man in 2. Of course, one could claim that she just was asking her friend for a pencil and happened to make eye contact with me for 0.2 seconds, but I digress. I quickly volted towards her, and said “I have 4K stars and 120 demons in GD”. As any reasonable individual would, she immediately fell in love with me, and proceeded to have sex right there and now, with me yelling “Go at 67%” in the middle of the procedure. Nowadays I am a proud father of 2 and have a lovely wife, all thanks to GD.


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