George R. R. Martins letter to From Software

Mi-Mi-Miya *sputters as he loses oxygen*MITSUBISHI-san, I am a VERY busy man, you must understand*eats*I am as of late working quite diligently on my newest book, The*fart*The WINDS of Winter, *sweats loudly*I have only so much time to devote to your little electronic amusement. *hacks up chicken bone* But what I find TRULY egregious, based on the material you have provided me, and*belches*based on your PREVIOUS work, is the complete lack of believable World-Building. In particulaaaaaaaarrrrrr *heart stops beating for 20 seconds*the complete LACK of any description of Lord Gwyn, who is a KING I suppose*snort*having ANY kind of discernible tax policy! His capital, Anal London I believe you so quaintly named it*chuckles*seems to be quite grandiose, aye? But how does he PAY for it all? Flying buttresses ah yes, great big knights patrolling around, who pays for THOSE?*urine stain slowly spreads on shorts*You’ve got to THINK about these things, man, or else I won’t get any work done at all!*falls into diabetic coma*


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