gf is prego

>gf is prego
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>we like to get kinky anyways
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>one night things get particularly saucy
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>i’m sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
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>wtf it’s red everywhere and she’s obviously not on her period
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>i look up at her, she’s got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she’s not answering
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>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
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>i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
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>she’s still bleeding everywhere
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>by the time we get there, she’s not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
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>oh shit, she looks like she’s in a vegetative state
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>storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
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>he takes one look at ther and says
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>”sir, i’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do”
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>”WHY THE FUCK NOT???”
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>”we don’t operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce”

#prego

What do you think?

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