God Bless America

At πŸ‘ŒπŸ•› 2am last πŸ•› night 🌜 a πŸƒπŸ‘“ BRITISH person πŸ—£πŸ˜‘ approached me at the 😜 liberty πŸ‘¬ bell. I πŸ™ immediately πŸ‘ drew β˜€πŸ’Ž my 😲 flintlock pistol. πŸ”«πŸ”« Holy shit, what πŸ™ the fuck πŸ’¦πŸ–• man, 🌊 the πŸ˜‚ British person said πŸ—£ britishly. Luckily my militia was 🀣 waiting nearby. Tallyho lads, πŸ‘ they πŸ”₯ yelled, πŸ—£πŸ˜‘ and charged πŸ†πŸ† the πŸ’¦πŸ˜  Brit with bayonets drawn, as πŸ’¦ the πŸ‘‰ founding fathers intended. Later πŸ•‘ that πŸšŸπŸ™Ž day πŸŒžβ˜€ I 😲 went πŸ‘ to school πŸ“šπŸ˜‘ and πŸ‘πŸ‘ was πŸ‘€ only 🀠 shot πŸ”«πŸ”« 2 times. God bless β›ͺπŸ‘‰ America.πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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