Gregory

Gregory was playing out in the backyard one day when the black neighbor next door asked his dad if he could borrow his lawnmower. His self righteous and bald (not skinhead, thats racist) dad said “shut up ni-“ before the black man punched him in the face. Holy shit, that made Gregory mad. His dad then got his trusty hunting rifle and shot that fucking monkey(because he hit him) in the forehead twice. Gregory let out a great “Go Dad” before furiously masturbating. After about 12 seconds he got tired and went back home then fell asleep. The next day he woke up and it was business as usual. As he walked to the first floor of his home he saw his dad’s sweatshop employees working 15 hours a day for sub minimum wage. Ah, the joys of life.


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