Hamilton orders a peperoni pizza


Yes, I’d like a hand-tossed, stuffed crust, peperoni pizza with sausage topped with a little extra tomato sauce and in the middle; put pineapple and spinach.

I hope you’re takin’ notes ’cause this order’s not finished. For ten dollars, could you throw some salami on her? Plus a lot of olives, and if it’s not a bother to thaw some frozen baloney:

Go, soak it in tap water, then slap on spaghetti, eggs, bacon and avocado.


Then a flood of garlic butter from the Himalayan peaks, I want the drippin’ sauce drip- drippin’ down my cheeks, and I’ll need a fajita on each slice so start sautΓ©in’.

[We don’t have like- ninety percent of the stuff you’re saying.]

Shut up- now, before you add the tab and you charge it to my card, you should know I have some allergies so listen very hard.

Keep the peanuts on the LEFT, πŸ‘Ή and the Skittles on the RIGHT πŸ‘Ή
Then some Oreos 😊 Ground them up and mix them up with Sprite ✨
Then a hundred quesadillas, just stack ’em up! πŸ˜€
[This guy is insane, man! 😟]

Whisk it in a t u b πŸ› with tuna 🐟 from a tin can and don’t forget to add 😊 nice little ✨ sprinkles on top

[Dear god 🀒 I’m gonna puke, please stop.]

Peperoni pizza please πŸ™
I’d like a peperoni pizza please πŸ₯Ί —><—

But there’s some toppings that I’d like to add πŸ€ͺ So just you wait…
Just you wait 😈

*He wants a ten-pound ham steak sittin’ on a clam cake
Hand-grilled, jam-filled, floatin’ in a milkshake
White fish, boiled in oil and make it t h i c c
(But add it on last cause it spoils real quick)*

😟 😟 cRusH iT iNtO pOwdEr 😟 nOw pIcKle aND sAuerKraUt hEr 😟
tHen FrEeZe 😟 😟 iT inTo cHeez-Its 😟 anD mIx IT uP inTo a 😟 😟 ChO😟 wdEr 😟
Made of buffalo chicken 😌
In addition, one McFlurry! πŸ˜€

[This isn’t a McDonalds??? <Judgemental Gogy>]
Well, find one, you better hurry. 😼 πŸ€ πŸ€ πŸ€

And Fritos
Taco bell
Sushi burritos
Served to me on PLATTERS.
Held by puppets wearing pink tuxedos-

Plop ’em between a couple of waffles πŸ§‡
And an awful lot of falafel and some beef stroganoff

Will be all I need, now my order is a πŸ”’ lock

[Dude, you took so long that we closed 😐 It’s past ten o’clock.]

But my heartπŸ«€ is palpitatin’ for some pizza on my fork πŸ™ 😭 :(((

[The only place that delivers this late is in New York πŸ˜‘]

In New York they deliver past ten
In New York they deliver past ten (Just you wait 😈)
In New York they deliver past ten (Just you waaaiiit 😈)
IN NEW YORK (NEW YORK!) (Just you waaaiiit 😈)

Peperoni pizza please πŸ₯Ί
(Peperoni pizza please!)
*Plus a side of spicy wings for two*

*His internet’s down, he couldn’t place the order on


πŸ₯Ί Peperoni pizza please πŸ₯Ί

*And a 20-ounce Mountain Dew*
(Will it make his heart explode?)
(Will you take this coupon code?)
How soon can it be

[This pizza is a godforsaken gross abomination.]

But before you start to cook I just got one modification

Me? Can’t eat dairy πŸ€ͺ
*Wheat? I’m gluten free! D:*
*Me? I’m vegan, see? πŸ„*
=And me?=
=I am a tree! πŸ˜€ 🌲=

*There’s a million picky eaters here, so just you waiittttt*
{What’s your deal, man? 😑}
Peperoni pizza please πŸ₯Ί

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