Handjob Wizard

Handjob Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy
I’ve played with the silver balls
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played ’em all
But I ain’t seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the D
Feeling all the bumps
Always jerking clean
He plays by intuition
The dick just cums and falls
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob

He’s a Handjob wizard
There has got to be a twist
A Handjob wizard’s
Got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it? I don’t know
What makes him so good?

Ain’t got no distractions
wonโ€™t make no lovers and sperm cells
Don’t see no police lights a-flashin’
Jerks by sense of smell
Always gives another
Never seen him cum
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob

I thought I was
The McDonalds dumpster king
But I just handed
My Handjob crown to him

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He’s got crazy flicking fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob

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  1. Handjob ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ Wizard ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Ever ๐Ÿ˜  since ๐Ÿ‘จ I ๐Ÿ‘ was a young ๐Ÿ‘ถ boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿผ
    I’ve ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ played ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ•น with the silver โœจ balls โšฝ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿˆ
    From Soho down โฌ‡ to Brighton
    I ๐Ÿ‘ must ๐Ÿ‘ซ have played ๐ŸŽฒ ’em ๐Ÿ…พ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    But ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ ain’t ๐Ÿšซ seen ๐Ÿ‘€ nothing โŒ like ๐Ÿ’– him ๐Ÿ‘ด
    In any amusement ๐Ÿ˜‚ hall ๐Ÿงฅ๐Ÿซ
    That deaf ๐Ÿ’€, dumb ๐Ÿ‘… and blind ๐Ÿ™ˆ kid ๐Ÿ‘ถ
    Sure ๐Ÿ‘ gives ๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜ฑ a mean ๐Ÿ˜ Handjob ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ

    He ๐Ÿ‘จ stands ๐Ÿ•ด like ๐Ÿ‘ a statue ๐Ÿ—ฝ
    Becomes ๐Ÿ˜Œ part ใ€ฝ of the D
    Feeling ๐Ÿ˜ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ the bumps โ˜ 
    Always ๐Ÿ•” jerking โœŠโ†” clean ๐Ÿ›
    He ๐Ÿ‘จ plays ๐ŸŽฎ by intuition ๐Ÿ‘
    The dick ๐Ÿ† just cums ๐Ÿ’ฆ and falls ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚
    That deaf ๐Ÿค˜โœŒ๐ŸคŸ, dumb ๐Ÿ‘… and blind ๐Ÿ˜Ž kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
    Sure ๐Ÿ‘ gives ๐Ÿ‘‰ a mean ๐Ÿ˜ Handjob ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ

    He’s ๐Ÿ‘จ a Handjob ๐Ÿ™€โœŠ wizard ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    There has got ๐Ÿ‰ to be a twist ๐Ÿ”
    A Handjob โœŠ wizard’s ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Got ๐Ÿ‰ such a supple โค wrist โŒš

    How do you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ think ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿค” he ๐Ÿ‘จ does it? I ๐Ÿ‘ don’t ๐Ÿšซ know ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค”
    What makes ๐Ÿ›  him ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’‘ so good ๐Ÿ‘?

    Ain’t ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ got ๐Ÿธ no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ distractions ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฑ
    wonโ€™t make ๐Ÿ’˜ no ๐Ÿ™… lovers โค and sperm ๐Ÿ’ฆ cells ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ป
    Don’t ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ see ๐Ÿ‘€ no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ police ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ lights ๐Ÿ”… a-flashin’
    Jerks โœŠ by sense ๐Ÿ’ฐ of smell ๐Ÿ‘ƒ
    Always ๐Ÿ•” gives ๐Ÿ‘‰ another ๐Ÿ”„
    Never ๐Ÿ™… seen ๐Ÿ‘€ him ๐Ÿ‘ด cum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
    That deaf ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ต, dumb ๐Ÿคค and blind ๐Ÿ™ˆ kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง
    Sure ๐Ÿ‘ gives ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘‰ a mean ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… Handjob โœŠ

    I ๐Ÿ‘ thought ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘ was
    The McDonalds ๐Ÿ” dumpster ๐Ÿ—‘ king ๐Ÿ‘‘
    But ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ just handed ๐Ÿ‘‹
    My Handjob โœŠ crown ๐Ÿ‘ธ to him ๐Ÿ‘ด

    Even ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ˜› on ๐Ÿ”› my favorite ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ”– table ๐Ÿ˜
    He ๐Ÿ‘ฅ can beat ๐Ÿ‘Š my best ๐Ÿ‘Œ
    His ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ disciples ๐Ÿ‘ช lead ๐Ÿ‘‰ him ๐Ÿ‘ด in
    And he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ just does the rest ๐Ÿ˜ช
    He’s ๐Ÿ‘จ got ๐Ÿ‰ crazy ๐Ÿ˜œ flicking fingers โ˜๐Ÿป
    Never ๐Ÿšซ seen ๐Ÿ‘€ him ๐Ÿ‘จ fall ๐Ÿ‚
    That deaf ๐Ÿ’€, dumb ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘ˆ and blind ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ
    Sure ๐Ÿ‘ gives ๐Ÿ‘‰ a mean ๐Ÿ˜ Handjob ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ

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