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Handjob Wizard
Ever since I was a young boy
I’ve played with the silver balls
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played ’em all
But I ain’t seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the D
Feeling all the bumps
Always jerking clean
He plays by intuition
The dick just cums and falls
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob
He’s a Handjob wizard
There has got to be a twist
A Handjob wizard’s
Got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it? I don’t know
What makes him so good?
Ain’t got no distractions
wonโt make no lovers and sperm cells
Don’t see no police lights a-flashin’
Jerks by sense of smell
Always gives another
Never seen him cum
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob
I thought I was
The McDonalds dumpster king
But I just handed
My Handjob crown to him
Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He’s got crazy flicking fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob
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Handjob ๐๐ Wizard ๐งโโ๏ธ
Ever ๐ since ๐จ I ๐ was a young ๐ถ boy ๐ฆ๐ผ
I’ve ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ played ๐ฎ๐น with the silver โจ balls โฝ๐๐
From Soho down โฌ to Brighton
I ๐ must ๐ซ have played ๐ฒ ’em ๐ พ all ๐ฏ
But ๐ I ๐ ain’t ๐ซ seen ๐ nothing โ like ๐ him ๐ด
In any amusement ๐ hall ๐งฅ๐ซ
That deaf ๐, dumb ๐ and blind ๐ kid ๐ถ
Sure ๐ gives ๐๐๐ฑ a mean ๐ Handjob ๐๐
He ๐จ stands ๐ด like ๐ a statue ๐ฝ
Becomes ๐ part ใฝ of the D
Feeling ๐ all ๐ฏ the bumps โ
Always ๐ jerking โโ clean ๐
He ๐จ plays ๐ฎ by intuition ๐
The dick ๐ just cums ๐ฆ and falls ๐๐
That deaf ๐คโ๐ค, dumb ๐ and blind ๐ kid ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ
Sure ๐ gives ๐ a mean ๐ Handjob ๐๐
He’s ๐จ a Handjob ๐โ wizard ๐งโโ๏ธ
There has got ๐ to be a twist ๐
A Handjob โ wizard’s ๐ โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
Got ๐ such a supple โค wrist โ
How do you ๐ think ๐ฆ๐ค he ๐จ does it? I ๐ don’t ๐ซ know ๐ง ๐ค
What makes ๐ him ๐จ๐ so good ๐?
Ain’t ๐ ๐ผ got ๐ธ no ๐ฃ distractions ๐๐พ๐ฑ
wonโt make ๐ no ๐ lovers โค and sperm ๐ฆ cells ๐ฑ๐ป
Don’t ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ซ see ๐ no ๐ฃ police ๐ฎโโ๏ธ lights ๐ a-flashin’
Jerks โ by sense ๐ฐ of smell ๐
Always ๐ gives ๐ another ๐
Never ๐ seen ๐ him ๐ด cum ๐๐ฆ
That deaf ๐ฅต๐คข๐ต, dumb ๐คค and blind ๐ kid ๐ฆ๐ง
Sure ๐ gives ๐คข๐คฎ๐ a mean ๐๐ Handjob โ
I ๐ thought ๐ค I ๐ was
The McDonalds ๐ dumpster ๐ king ๐
But ๐ I ๐ฅ just handed ๐
My Handjob โ crown ๐ธ to him ๐ด
Even ๐๐ on ๐ my favorite ๐๐ table ๐
He ๐ฅ can beat ๐ my best ๐
His ๐ฆ๐ disciples ๐ช lead ๐ him ๐ด in
And he ๐ฅ just does the rest ๐ช
He’s ๐จ got ๐ crazy ๐ flicking fingers โ๐ป
Never ๐ซ seen ๐ him ๐จ fall ๐
That deaf ๐, dumb ๐คค๐ and blind ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ kid ๐ฆ
Sure ๐ gives ๐ a mean ๐ Handjob ๐๐