hello, how are pickles *so* ‘understandably angry?’

hello, how are pickles ‘*so* understandably angry?’ seriously, I cannot fathom the idea of understandably angry pickles. What is happening? I’ll fucking tell my daughter to destroy your angry selves.
Jokingly, I shall smile with you and your wife, but underneath, it will be a grand big lie. I slept with your fucking wife! How’s that feel bitch?! I SLEPT WITH YOUR FUCKING WIFE! I took her to my bed and fucked her! And now you’re gonna talk about this motherfucking shit to me?! I am so above this stupid fucking conversation, you cannot simply understand my supeirority. I am so far above you, I can–no, y’know what? I’m over this. I’m not gonna stop railing there. I’m gonna rail your mom, I’m gonna rail your sis, I’m gonna rail your… your fucking AUNT! I’m gonna rail your wife MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE. BUT NOT YOU. I DON’T LIKE YOU. Y’KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU WON’T STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME ABOUT ANGRY PICKLES!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to leave this beta male conversation. I have more women to bed. I mean this only in the metaphorical sense, but FUCK YOU.

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