Hey guys so like dont laught but i kindof sharter (sh*t-farted) in my pants this morning and ik its just because i had too much sour cream yesterday but should i still call off? I dont wanna lie to my GM when he asks if ive had diarrhea

like should i maybe try to somehow casually tell him that i did have a really wet sour cream lacto intolerant shart this morning? or should i just say i had diarrhea? I know how important wellness checks are and i just want to keep me and my dairy allergic bowels employed. Like i know i dont have food poisoning cuz when i sharted it honestly smelled like sour cream kindof

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