HOLY CRAP

GUYS!!! I WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD!! MY DOCTOR JUST PERSCRIBED DESOXYN WHICH IS METH!!!! OMG I AM GOING TO BE RICH AT SCHOOL! I HATE TAKING MY MEDS SO I AM GOING TO SELL THEM AT SCHOOL!! ME AND EVERYONE IN MY CLASS ARE 6 YEARS OLD SO WE ARE JUST STUPID LITTLE KIDS LOL!! I WILL SAY ITS CANDY AND SELL THEM FOR A DOLLAR LOL! LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES LOL!

UPDATE: LOL GUYS I STARTED GRINDING THE PILLS UP AND PUTTING THEM IN GUMMIES! I ALREADY MADE 100 DOLLARS!! JIMMY LIKED THE CANDY SO MUCH HE FELL ON THE FLOOR AND DIDNT GET BACK UP!!

UPDATE: GUYS I MADE 1000 DOLLARS WITH MY METH GUMMIES!! I JUST BOUGHT A NEW GAME CONSOLE AND TV AND SOME GAMES!!!

UPDATE!! GUYS!! GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS! BAD NEWS IS THAT MOMMY FOUND OUT I WAS SELLING METH AT SCHOOL SO SHE LOCKED UP MY MEDS BUT GOOD NEWS IS THAT SHE SAID THAT THE SFHOOL SAYS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

#HOLY #CRAP

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