How do I become the biggest gigachad in terms of writing?

The fact that the Zootopia abortion comic is complete shit makes my blood boil twenty times hotter than the sun in an oven.

Over years of content scoping, I’ve gotten quite accustomed to the calm, but oddly specific niche of Zootopia pregnancy fics/comics. I have had a highly dedicated curiousity on such topics for an even longer time and abortion is nothing new to me.

It could’ve been handled so well and have an actual impact on eager Zootopia fans like myself, but that fucking asshat just had to toss it all down the drain with dogshit humor, Nazism, JFK assassinations, and god forbid… cherry jam ahegao faces.

As for me? I want to be different. I want to be loving, compassionate, and kind. I want to completely shock the everloving fuck out of people with the most beautiful, bittersweet prose they ever laid eyes upon.

My main goal in life is to make stone cold bitches piss endless oceans of tears out their asshole like they just crammed a good 100 pound bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears down their pie hole. I wanna fuck people up in the best way I possibly can.

I wanna be so good that all the badasses out there will have no choice but to hire me on their teams without the proper college credit (just kidding)

It’s overtaken my brain like a goddamn rabid disease; I can’t contain the amazingness inside me any longer.

I gotta thoroughly infect everyone’s veins with nothing but the most wholesome, heartbreaking, and life-changing content before every atom of my body fucking explodes out the ass like Chernobyl.

My fellow redditors, I need the best tips on how to be the proper gigachad and dominate the world of fanfiction like nobody ever has before me.


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