How to get golden sharpie off of pubes?

I was sitting in the bathroom and I had a gold sharpie in my pocket. I looked at my pubes and thought “lol what if i gave myself golden pubes?” I used the sharpie all over my pubes (I have a lot) and they turned gold. It was funny! Then suddenly they felt stiff. When the sharpie dried up, my pubes got gross and hard. I tried washing them off, but they were too tangled for me to use a paper towel on them without ripping up the towel and getting bits of paper in there. I’ve tried everything, I can’t get the gold off. I even brushed them straight with a hairbrush and tried washing them. What can I do? I don’t want itchy stiff tangled pubes, even if they are golden and pretty cool looking. Help!


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