How to remove semen from Macbook Pro Keyboard?

Hello, serious question here. I just bought the new 14″ M1 Pro MBP a few days ago and it has been great, the rendering times were great on final cut pro. However, I got bored and ‘excited’ a few hours ago and decided to have a little ‘fun’ on my MacBook, I wanted to see how good the new display is for porn. Let’s say it was a little too good, the 120 HZ XDR Display is amazing, and I came a little too hard. As a result, my sperm shot up onto my MacBook, it got onto the screen and keyboard; the screen cleaned off easily but some of it got stuck beneath the keycaps and the gap/vent between the screen and the lower chassis.

Should I try cleaning it up myself or should I try my luck with Apple Care and is it covered by it? I have Apple Care+. THIS IS SERIOUS, I’M NOT JOKING!

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  1. Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹, serious ๐Ÿ˜’ question ๐Ÿค”โ“๐Ÿง here. I ๐Ÿ‘ just bought ๐Ÿ’ฐ the new ๐Ÿ‘Œ 14 ๐Ÿยฎ” MBP pro ๐Ÿ‘Š a few days ๐ŸŒž ago ๐Ÿ˜…โฐ and it has been great ๐Ÿ‘, the rendering ๐Ÿ† times โฐ were great ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ on ๐Ÿ’ฆ final ๐Ÿ‘† cut ๐Ÿ”ช pro ๐Ÿ‘Š. However ๐Ÿ–, I ๐Ÿ‘ got ๐Ÿธ bored ๐Ÿ˜’ and ‘excited’ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ’ฆ a few hours ๐Ÿ• ago ๐Ÿ˜… and decided ๐Ÿ‘ฏ to have a little ๐Ÿ‘Œ ‘fun’ ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜ƒ on ๐Ÿ”› my MacBook, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ wanted โš  to see ๐Ÿ‘€ how good ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ the new ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ display ๐Ÿ’ป is for porn ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ซ. Let’s ๐Ÿฅบ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ it was a little ๐Ÿ‘Œ too good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ, the 120 โค๐ŸŒป HZ XDR Display ๐Ÿ’ป is amazing ๐Ÿ˜‰, and I ๐Ÿ‘ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ a little ๐Ÿ‘Œ too hard ๐Ÿ’Ž. As a result ๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿ’ฏ, my sperm ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ shot ๐Ÿ”ซ up ๐Ÿ’ฆโฌ†๐Ÿ˜ซ onto ๐Ÿฆ my MacBook, it got ๐Ÿ‰ onto ๐Ÿ˜‚ the screen ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜˜ and keyboard โŒจ; the screen ๐Ÿ“บ cleaned ๐Ÿ› off ๐Ÿ“ด easily โœ… but ๐Ÿ‘ some of it got ๐Ÿธ stuck ๐Ÿ‘ฅ beneath โฌ‡ the keycaps and the gap/vent between ๐Ÿ˜‰ the screen ๐Ÿ“บ and the lower โฌ‡๐Ÿ…ฑ chassis.

    Should I ๐Ÿ‘ try ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜ˆ cleaning ๐Ÿ› it up ๐Ÿ†™โฌ† myself or should I ๐Ÿ‘ try ๐Ÿ˜ my luck โš ๐Ÿ€ with Apple ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ‘‡ Care ๐Ÿ˜˜ and is it covered ๐Ÿ† by it? I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ have Apple ๐Ÿฆจ๐ŸŽ Care ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜ณ+. THIS IS SERIOUS ๐Ÿ˜’, I’M ๐Ÿ’˜ NOT JOKING ๐Ÿ˜‚!

  2. Hello, a serious question here. I just bought the new 14″ a few days ago and it’s amazing, there were great rendering times in the final court post. However, I got bored and moved a few hours ago and decided to have fun on my macbook, I wanted to see how well the new screen is porn. Let’s say it was a little too good, the screen is 120 hz xdr amazing, and I came too little hard. As a result, my sperm was shot in my macarrota, ascended to the screen and keyboard; the screen was easily cleaned, but some of them were trapped under the keys and the gap / output between the screen and the chassis were lower.

    Should I try to clean myself or should I try to taste my luck with apple care and covered it? I have an apple care +. this is serious, I am not joking!

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