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Hello, serious question here. I just bought the new 14″ M1 Pro MBP a few days ago and it has been great, the rendering times were great on final cut pro. However, I got bored and ‘excited’ a few hours ago and decided to have a little ‘fun’ on my MacBook, I wanted to see how good the new display is for porn. Let’s say it was a little too good, the 120 HZ XDR Display is amazing, and I came a little too hard. As a result, my sperm shot up onto my MacBook, it got onto the screen and keyboard; the screen cleaned off easily but some of it got stuck beneath the keycaps and the gap/vent between the screen and the lower chassis.
Should I try cleaning it up myself or should I try my luck with Apple Care and is it covered by it? I have Apple Care+. THIS IS SERIOUS, I’M NOT JOKING!
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Hello, a serious question here. I just bought the new 14″ a few days ago and it’s amazing, there were great rendering times in the final court post. However, I got bored and moved a few hours ago and decided to have fun on my macbook, I wanted to see how well the new screen is porn. Let’s say it was a little too good, the screen is 120 hz xdr amazing, and I came too little hard. As a result, my sperm was shot in my macarrota, ascended to the screen and keyboard; the screen was easily cleaned, but some of them were trapped under the keys and the gap / output between the screen and the chassis were lower.
Should I try to clean myself or should I try to taste my luck with apple care and covered it? I have an apple care +. this is serious, I am not joking!