How to ward off a Dre*msexual
1. We know that they are attracted to Dre*m.
2. We know that their age range is 8 – 14 and they’re probably horny for his semen.
3. Tell them that whenever they shower they get Dre*m’s cum showered on them.
4. After a while they will get disgusted and stop showering.
5. This might look bad but after their miserable, underpaid therapist convinces them it’s water they will stop their mental retardation.
I hope you found this useful and I hope that this makes it onto MemeZee’s famous Top Survival Tips show.