Humanity was a mistake

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the sunflower from PvZ Heroes so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I play PvZ Heroes I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Solar Flare. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Solar Flare’s tight flower pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/plant babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors’ sunflower. I’d dressed it in my sister’s skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Solar Flare again.

#Humanity #mistake

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