I accidentally woke up completely drenched in my own cum after the craziest wet dream only to witness my “girlfriend” shoving legos up her pussy, leaving me traumatized.

Guys I don’t know what to do I’m freaking out rn. Today I just witnessed the most horrific scene no man ever wants to put his eyes across. I, 38M, woke up a little early this morning by accident after I woke up burning hot and wet after having had the FATTEST wet dream cummie in my pants of my entire life, at 5 AM. Don’t even get me started I literally drenched my entire bed in semen, sweat, and saliva which were as a result of my big runny cummies and my severely overworked body as a result of excessively masturbating in my sleep for which I must calculate lasted maybe an hour. *(Fun trivia fact guys the average person dreams like 1-2 hours a night but we usually forget what we dreamt about)* Ironically I kind of forgot about what I dreamt about but iirc it was an enactment of the 150 person sex party which was supposed to be held in Japan but instead of a bunch of horny loser virgins it was with big boobie holographic anime girls if it actually was a thing that happened, *(Probably still virgins though because I want it to be like that it makes the memory of the dream better I want to believe that I was fucking PURE, SEXLESS virgin anime girls who only devote their pussies to me and me only)* (Event organizers of 150 person sex orgy ended up arrested by Japanese Law Enforcement so that’s the reason why it never happened) In the dream I was the one who got all the holographic animussy because that’s my desire I’m a big fat obese 500lbs madghosts fedora neckbeard weeaboo who’s only attracted to female individuals who are either over the age of 1000 or below the age of 18, have the appearance of an underaged girl nontheless, and of course, are not real. (02 and Akeno chan I LOVE YOU UwU) I do have a “girlfriend” but she’s not nearly as attractive as the (anime) girls of my dreams I only date her because she lets me live in her apartment rent free and she takes me out for greasy slimy fingerlicking delicious fast food and pays for everything she’s ugly as shit. *(I know my girlfriend doesn’t love me either she just keeps me around because I take care of her little toddler which is a lot cheaper than paying for childcare when she goes to work she doesn’t know that I know though she thinks that I believe she’s madly in love with me because I am such a loser who can’t get any bitches anyway despite the fact that I’m just a fat ugly freeloader she’s probably going to kick me out and “break up” with me in a couple years once her son starts attending kindergarten rip)* Anyhow, lord do I regret ever getting out of my bed. I should’ve just slept it in and stayed amongst my disgusting juices that I had excreted all over myself and my sheets that would’ve been better or alternatively, I could’ve actually been able to live out the big cummies for just a teeny weiner bit longer if I just tried to get sleepy enough again and doze off back into my hypothetical 150 person anime girl orgy. Things didn’t have to turn out the way that they did. Whatever, I got out of bed because I kind of didn’t like sitting all hot and sweaty in my moistness and cummie wummies. After I got up, I took my usual morning shit (It was a little thinner than average this time and very long. It had pieces of corn and carrot in it) (I shit first thing in the morning everyday) (Yesterday I ate frozen vegetables out of a bowl with a diameter of about 10 inches I think she bought the vegetables for little Jaiden but I ain’t letting him have any of it, I forgot to microwave them because I was too busy looking at deviantart vore they were certainly very crunchy though I think so that was cool) —and took a shower to cleanse myself from evidence of my squirty cummie wummies. I got out of the shower, wrapped in a towel and headed back to my room. *(I want to lay down for a bit longer on my now dried cummie wummie smelly welly bedsheets before work)* That is the moment I witnessed the most horrifying thing ever. I opened the door a slight bit, and saw my girlfriend, 21F, in what appeared like her underwear at first on my filthy cummie wummie bed, with a sizably large bright orange pail of legos beside her. At first I didn’t know what was going on, I thought she was just playing with a bunch of legos they were probably her kid’s legos or something on my cummie wummie bed maybe knowing maybe not knowing about the dried cummie wummie beasts that I had unleashed out on the sheets earlier, as I woke up without her by my side. (She is an early riser) I don’t know why the hell a grown woman like her would be playing with a bunch of legos but that’s the least of what shocked me. She was literally SHOVING them up her gaping asshole and her pussy. I didn’t say anything. I could only watch in awe as I peeked through the door with my sight and attention focused in the direction of my cummie wummie bed and the weird lady who was fucking a bunch of legos. One by one, she grabbed each lego and carefully forced each one up her butthole and her tight vussing vussy vagina while creaming onto my bed, bleeding as well. (The legos must’ve been like sharp no joke damn now I know why people don’t like to put their feets onto them) I don’t even think she noticed me either because she seemed like she was all into it. Like that was the only thing her body could sense at the moment, that is, fat legos up her pussy and ass. When I say fat legos I mean it too, they were like those giant jumbo legos I don’t even know how they even fit up there her pussy and asshole looked so small and tight… She was so into her legos she didn’t seem like she had any sense of smell. No sense of sight. And most importantly, no sense of hearing either probably. I kept watching for a little bit, I was frozen in place because I was so repulsed yet amazed at the same time but after a while I just couldn’t take it anymore, my disgust had overwhelmed me so much that I completely lost my shit I started shaking crying and screaming like a baby, sprinting (waddled) straight out of the apartment down the stairs still wrapped in my towel into the street, without any clothes. (I didn’t have time to put on anything) (Didn’t take the elevator I had too much energy even though I am a severely physically unfit individual I couldn’t let myself stand around and think about what I had just saw, I had to keep moving) I later got arrested and put on sex offender registry because of course, I was a practically naked middle aged man running across the city which probably terrorized a bunch of pedestrians and little children. That’s all I have to say about that for now, Madghosts, I couldn’t have been more unlucky after having the best cummies of my entire life and I wouldn’t even wish this against my worst enemy. I’m still in shock even now but unfortunately therapy is not an option so my only choice is to vent here on madghosts because I am currently broke and unemployed, and obviously I’m still a loser I’ll probably just go live in my mother’s basement like I was properly meant to. Screw that sick woman and her stupid legos I just hope she steps on some legos next time I hate her so much I feel incredibly sorry for her poor little son she ruined any comfortable life I could’ve enjoyed for just a while longer.

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