I am Danny DeVito

I am Danny Devito. There is no denying it. Think about it, have you ever seen Danny DeVito and me in the same room? In fact, have you ever seen Danny Devito? No. I am 4’10”. And how tall is Danny? That’s right, 4’10”. Am I a woman?Yes. Is Danny DeVito a woman? Well, if you ignore his gender, then yes, he is a woman. Am I completely sexy and awesome? Again, yes. Do I have a massive dong? Well your mom can answer that one. All of these traits are shared by both Danny and me. Anyone else who claims to be Danny is a liar. That Danny you see on TV is me and no one else. I am Danny DeVito.


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