I am going to shove my balls in your mouth.

I am going to shove my balls into your mouth.

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#FAQ

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#What does this mean?

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The amount of balls in your mouth has increased by two.

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#Why did you do this?

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There are several reasons I may do this. These include, but are not limited to:

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*Being gay

*Dank copypasta bro, I sure do wonder where you found it

*walter

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#Am I going to lose my balls?

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No – not yet. But you should refrain from reposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shove my balls into your mouth again, which may put your ball privileges in jeopardy.

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#I don’t believe my mouth deserves to have balls in it. Can you un-ball it?

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Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I take my balls out of somebody’s mouth. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

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#How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

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Accept the balls in your mouth and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom’s basement. I will continue to shove my balls in your mouth until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

#shove #balls #mouth

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