I am the sole reason gas prices are rising

I have bought up 90% of the world’s oil supply


Q: Why have you bought 90% of the world’s oil supply?

A: To kill the ocean

Q: Can we please have some oil?

A: No

Q: How will we power our cars?

A: Walk you lazy fuck

Q: Why do you want to kill the ocean?

A: My motives are beyond your comprehension

Q: Where did you get the money?

A: Investing in Bitcoin

Q: Can I buy some oil from you?

A: No

TL;DR the oil is all mine

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