I have bought up 90% of the world’s oil supply
Q: Why have you bought 90% of the world’s oil supply?
A: To kill the ocean
Q: Can we please have some oil?
Q: How will we power our cars?
A: Walk you lazy fuck
Q: Why do you want to kill the ocean?
A: My motives are beyond your comprehension
Q: Where did you get the money?
A: Investing in Bitcoin
Q: Can I buy some oil from you?
TL;DR the oil is all mine
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