I can finally suck my own dick

This has been a long struggle for me but I can finally suck my dick after practicing for the past 3 years. No, I didn’t remove any of my ribs and I didn’t even use dick elongation device. I could do it because of my focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
Now you might be wondering that I have a big fucking cock but the fact is that I don’t. My schlong is only about 6 inches long.

No girl could suck it the way I wanted her to. I would just leave a girl during mid sex because she couldn’t satisfy me. If a girl offers a man a blowjob, he deserves a good fucking blowjob. But the thing is women don’t know how to treat a man.

So I thought if women can’t do it, fine I’ll do it myself. First thing I did was I tried to lick my penis but my couldn’t even touch the tip. I meditated everyday, did yoga and made my body fit with lots and lots of exercise. Months after months of practicing, I could finally touch the tip. I couldn’t make any progress even after a year. I could just lick the tip.

I didn’t lose hope. The exercises didn’t stop. The meditations didn’t stop. After two years I could easily swirl my tongue upto the mid section of my penis. I could give myself a decent blowjob but it wasn’t satisfactory. I still didn’t give up. I believed that I could do it. I believed that I could give myself a perfect blowjob.

Well lads…after 3 years, my hard labour finally paid off. I can now do the job without any issue. Now you might think that I’m gay for sucking my own penis but I can prove to you that it isn’t.

Straight men and gays bith like to jerk off their dicks. It’s called masturbation. What I’m doing here is just like masturbation. So, it isn’t gay if you suck your own cock.

I was happy with my results and I was very much excited to break this news and demonstrate it to my girlfriend how a dick should be sucked. My girlfriend stays with her sister so I went to her place and demonstrated my superior abilities. She looked shocked said that she was embarrassed. Of course she was embarrassed of her poor dick sucking techniques. She couldn’t utter a single word and she just left her apartment with the shame of her inferiority. She hasn’t spoken to me ever since.

Good riddance


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