I can only take a shit if there is a lemon in front of me

It’s very hard for me to take a shit without there being a lemon in front of me. I always make sure to grab a lemon from the kitchen into the bathroom. I then take a seat, then take a shit staring at the lemon on the ground. I focus on the details of the lemon. I think about all the growth and evolution that it went through. And before I know it, I’m done shitting and I can start a beautiful new day again..


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