I can’t believe I can’t identify as a female octoling in Splatoon 3

I honestly can’t believe this. This is terrible. The fact I can’t identify as a female octolong absolutely stings. I’m honestly going to have to harass Nintendo for this, I, as a male (not a degenerate) have been avidly waiting to play splitting to become that sweet sweet female octoling. But then Nintendo pulls this! I was flabbergasted, blown away, and cried for 70 consecutive hours. Knowing I won’t be able to be such a doll like the female octoling is devastating. Fuck you, nintendo.

#identify #female #octoling #Splatoon

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