I cant fucking take it

I can’t fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. “Oh that looks kinda like Vin Diesel guy” it started as. That’s funny, that’s a cool reference. But I kept going, I’d see a fridge that looked like Vin Diesel, I’d see an animated bag of chips that looked like Vin Diesel, I’d see a hat that looked like Vin Diesel. And every time I’d burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words FAMILY ran through my head. It’s torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see a muscular guy in a car. I can’t fucking live like this… I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t! And don’t get me fucking started on the words! I’ll never hear the word family again without thinking of those stupid fucking memes. Someone does something bad and I can’t say anything other than family is all powerful” I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is “But he can’t murder family” and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word “family” is ruined. The phrase “You cant stop family” is ruined. I can’t live anymore. Marketing departments astroturfing memes have destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!


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