I can’t take a piss in peace at school

My MIDDLE school bathrooms are absolutely feral All types of scandalous activities go down in there. It’s a whole ass war zone.

My school bathrooms are in terrible condition, like I’ll walk in and it looks like the rumbling hit the bathroom stall doors are missing locks are broken and there’s somehow graffiti in there which baffles me. Kids be takin shits in the urinals, and one time this special needs kid smeared shit on the mirrors. It got even worse after the “Devious lick” trend kids were somehow stealing sinks, soap dispensers, shit they took a whole light switch. How they did that idk.

Then we get to what kids be doin IN the bathrooms which is a whole new level of chaos.

Kids really be holding a secret fight club in these bathrooms. And I don’t mean a fight that starts through drama I mean like actually planned organized fights. There was a discord server for some reason. And it was called the “MWMS BR FIGHT CLUB” kids would plan train and organize fights. People would even take bets. I remember tryna piss after lunch one day and these 6th graders were brawling. Instead of weight classes they used grades.

But then you got the hot boxers these kids would always be smoking in the bathrooms in the morning and afternoon. now I don’t really got a problem with smoking itself but what makes me mad is when they pull up and are like “hey wanna hit 🤓🤓🤓” like bro I don’t want cancer in a stick I’m good. It also be looking like someone transformed into a titan cuz all the smoke which is annoying.

But the worse kids are the freaks. My school always has some stupid ass couple that be fuckin in the bathrooms. Now I don’t care that they’re fucking I do it too but at school? You really couldn’t wait? And they don’t be hiding it they be hella loud and everything. I once asked this girl how she got so much money and she told me to “meet her in the bathroom third period” so I did and I found out that she was basically selling her cooch which I didn’t want any part of.

The last ones are just the kids who be skipping they cool.

But then you got the barbers. Now if yo hair so bad that you gotta trust some random ass unprofessional kid to give you a cut then you should just I’ve up at that point.


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