I created the male version of the Vaporeon copy pasta. Now I’m paying a visit to the fluffy boi, Flareon.

Well well well. You sick degenerate fuck. Somehow the gloriously wet fish fox wasn’t enough for you. Understandable, if you don’t like the cold, or scale texture. That’s the opposite of what a Flareon offers. Being the fluffiest of the eevo line, they’re the warmest and softest to snuggle with. That’s even before taking into account their fire type aspect. If you’ve ever been annoyed at taking off your warm clothes to have fun, then this is the perfect partner for you. A Flareon will ensure you stay warm throughout the whole hot and bothersome experience. You could even comfortably play with your Flareon in a winter wonderland. Now that experience you’ve always dreamed of on the sparkly moonlit layer of fresh powder can be achieved. As much as a Vaporeon is godly, with its hp and defense for endurance and all that, it can’t endure the cold too well. You’d have a sad frozen feeshpop QnQ! Flareon though. No bother at all. With an internal body temp of over 1000 degrees F, Flareon acts as a mobile campfire, keeping perfectly warm from head to tip to toes. Still like things a bit rough though? Don’t worry. As soft as a Flareon can be, its attack is higher than other vees, so it can still be pretty rough if that’s what you want. Watch out for that bite! Back on that internal body heat though, that can be a source of danger if you’re not careful. An excited Flareon might lose control of it while you’re inside it or it’s inside you. Thankfully you can easily help keep them calm by petting their amazing floof. Something you’d likely already be doing just from the desirability of it alone. Indeed. Flareons are so amazing they almost deserve an entire website of their own. Maybe an OnlyFlares? Even if any other Eevo is your fav, almost everyone makes room for the firefox. They’re just too great to leave out, even without the lood stuff considered. For example, snuggling one is the best way to browse the internet. The practical non lood uses of Flareon is one of the most versatile of any eevo. Just set a plate on their back and you can bake some mozzarella sticks. Mm. Mozzarella sticks and a firefox snuggle while browsing the internet. Now that’s a perfect way to relax when taking a break from riding that big knotty hot rod.


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