I did the most math I’ve ever done in this entire decade and found out that about 280 people have died from being strangled by a stereotypical nerdy guy’s thighs since 1950 and I’m really fucking happy and aroused by it

this is not a troll or a satire post. I’m being serious. PM me if you wanna chat about it. Where to begin, I just love nerds and always have but ever since I read a news article about a stereotypical looking nerd strangling another man to death with his thighs I’ve had this extremely aggressive nerd fetish. Every day I think about being strangled between the inexplicably bald thighs of a nerdy man, all while he shit talks me as I slowly suffocate and gasp for air. I want a nerd to squeeze me just like a boa constrictor. I feel so jealous for the people who’ve died from being strangled/constricted by nerd thighs. I did the math recently and it turns out roughly 280 people have been killed in this exact way since nerds first came about in 1950 to present date and I’m so jealous of all those hundreds of dead people. I wish one of those was me so I can become part of that statistic. proof. I worked out all the math to find out how many people nerds kill via their thighs. Every time I see a nerd I stare intensely at his thighs. I’ve felt a nerd’s thighs before and it was like touching soft velvet. Sometimes I get depressed thinking there are people who have actually lost their lives this way and here I am in bed with my neck perfectly intact. I don’t specifically want more people to die from it, I admit that it’s still sad for anyone to meet an untimely death, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t kind of turned on by it.

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