I, for one, do give a fuck about your belly button.

The neglected navel. The forbidden “fourth hole”. The gene pool. For too long have we failed to give fucks about it. Why, throughout history, have we discriminated upon race, religion, sex, but outties just continuously walk by, unscathed, while the innies just ignore the smoldering collection of scat-scented filth emanating from the hole in their gut?

Stop not looking. Give fucks to your belly button. Press it, dig into it, flick it (if you can, or just get a piercing, instead). The next time someone walks by in a crop top, reach out your finger and *help*


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