I FUCKING HATE FUMO MEMES

FUMOS ARE NOT FUNNY. NOR ARE THEY CUTE. PEOPLE ACT LIKE THIS IS COMEDY FUCKING GOLD OVER HERE “oh look! The silly little doll in a dark situation! Very original and funny!” NO. IT IS NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS. THEY AREN’T EVEN IRONICALLY FUNNY. THERE ISNT ANY COMEDIC VALUE TO BEGIN WITH. THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY UNSALVAGEABLE. “haha the image is stretched that makes it funny! Haha I’ve never seen a stretched image in a meme before!” I USED TO THINK THERE WERE TWO TYPES OF DARK HUMOR: GOOD AND AWFUL. GOOD DARK HUMOR IS FUNNY AND HAS SOME SHOCK VALUE. BAD DARK HUMOR IS JUST EDGY AND THERE’S NO PUNCHLINE. BUT NOOOOOOOOO. FUMOS ARE NOT FUNNY NOR ARE THEY SHOCKING. THEY’RE BARELY EVEN DARK. and don’t get me fucking STARTED ON THE ONES THAT DONT EVEN TRY TO BE DARK OR UNEXPECTED OR ANYTHING. IF DARK FUMO MEMES ARE NOTHING THEN LAZY FUMO MEMES ARE FUCKING BELOW ZERO. THE COMEDY VALUE IS A NEGATIVE NUMBER. I HATE FUMO MEMES I FUCKING HATE THEM I HOPE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM ENJOY THEIR LONG FUCKING ETERNAL DAMNATION IN HELL BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE THEY’RE FUCKING GOING IF THEY CONTINUE TO POST THESE ABSOLUTE ABOMINABLE PILES OF SHIT. YESTERDAY MY SON SHOWED ME A FUMO MEME AND I STRAPPED HIM TO THE END OF A TOW TRUCK AND DROVE THAT FUCKER STRAIGHT INTO THE GRAND FUCKING CANYON. I SURVIVED BECAUSE I’M GOD’S MAN. IM A DIVINE FUCKING ARBITER. I WAS PUT DOWN HERE ON EARTH TO KILL OFF THESE PILES OF SHIT, AND I CAN NEVER DIE OR REST UNTIL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM MAS BEEN THOROUGHLY RINSED THE FUCK OUT ON A FUCKING DRYING RACK. I AM THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST YOU ALL HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY WAITING FOR, AND YOU WILL HEAR ME FUCKING ROAR.

#FUCKING #HATE #FUMO #MEMES

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  1. Removed a lot of whitespace, here’s the result:

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  2. >GOOD DARK HUMOR IS FUNNY AND HAS SOME SHOCK VALUE. DARK HUMOR IS JUST EDGY AND HAS NO PUNCHLINE.

    How’d we go from talking about Fumo memes to homophobic memes?

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