i fucking hate the Doritos Anti-Ad so much

i fucking hate the goddamn doritos anti ad. yes, I get it. you’re a billion dollar corporation and you have a stranglehold on the chip market so that you don’t need to even name your chips anymore. just tell me to buy the fucking nacho chips and let me move on with my day.

“this is an ad with no gimmicks” except not naming your product is a gimmick. having your consumers play a guessing game even if it’s one question long is a gimmick. fuck you. eat my ass doritos.

i’m going to buy cheetos instead. yes those technically rhyme with “i need those.” how about fritos? tostitos? tostitos also fit the description to a t. i know doritos are a universally known brand but if you make a fucking commercial that advertises something you already know about. your commercial has failed on the base label of trying to get new people to try your product. “uh yeah I need to get the fuckin chips from the commercial. no they didn’t have a name. they were being next level with their advertising.” and then they go home a tostitos fan because your annoying ass commercial does not tell you what processed cornmeal product you are supposed to be consuming.

and in the video version of the ad they keep pushing illuminati symbolism in the ad. why? do you think you control the government? i mean honestly you’re right BUT YOU’RE A CHIP COMPANY. IF YOU’RE GONNA RULE THE SNACK MARKET WITH AN IRON FIST BRAGGING ABOUT IT IS JUST RUBBING IT IN. CHRIST. THIS DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU.

i heard this ad so many times on the way to and from college. college was a bit hell since I had untreated ADHD and hearing that ad OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN did not help me with the hell that was constantly falling asleep due to an untreated neurological disorder and being told to sleep more. and the worst part, on the radio they kept saying that they sell it at K-Mart. WHO THE FUCK GOES TO K-MART HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THAT STORE DIED AGES AGO BUT IT’S STILL ALIVE?????? JUST SAY “MOST LOCAL RETAILERS” OR SOMETHING DON’T FUCKING ADVERTISE A STORE THAT’S A FUCKIN SCP. “OH I GOTTA GO TO K MART TO GET THOSE CHIPS. NO THEY DIDN’T NAME THEM. NO MY K-MART JUST CLOSED.” FUCK YOU DORITOS. I COULD MAKE A BETTER COMMERCIAL AND I’M A QUARANTINED MILLENIAL WHO TOOK 2 SEMESTERS OF FILMMAKING IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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  1. i fucking hate the goddamn doritos anti ad. yes, I get it. you’re a billion dollar corporation and you have a stranglehold on the chip market so that you don’t need to even name your chips anymore. just tell me to buy the fucking nacho chips and let me move on with my day.

    “this is an ad with no gimmicks” except not naming your product is a gimmick. having your consumers play a guessing game even if it’s one question long is a gimmick. fuck you. eat my ass doritos.

    i’m going to buy cheetos instead. yes those technically rhyme with “i need those.” how about fritos? tostitos? tostitos also fit the description to a t. i know doritos are a universally known brand but if you make a fucking commercial that advertises something you already know about. your commercial has failed on the base label of trying to get new people to try your product. “uh yeah I need to get the fuckin chips from the commercial. no they didn’t have a name. they were being next level with their advertising.” and then they go home a tostitos fan because your annoying ass commercial does not tell you what processed cornmeal product you are supposed to be consuming.

    and in the video version of the ad they keep pushing illuminati symbolism in the ad. why? do you think you control the government? i mean honestly you’re right BUT YOU’RE A CHIP COMPANY. IF YOU’RE GONNA RULE THE SNACK MARKET WITH AN IRON FIST BRAGGING ABOUT IT IS JUST RUBBING IT IN. CHRIST. THIS DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU.

    i heard this ad so many times on the way to and from college. college was a bit hell since I had untreated ADHD and hearing that ad OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN did not help me with the hell that was constantly falling asleep due to an untreated neurological disorder and being told to sleep more. and the worst part, on the radio they kept saying that they sell it at K-Mart. WHO THE FUCK GOES TO K-MART HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THAT STORE DIED AGES AGO BUT IT’S STILL ALIVE?????? JUST SAY “MOST LOCAL RETAILERS” OR SOMETHING DON’T FUCKING ADVERTISE A STORE THAT’S A FUCKIN SCP. “OH I GOTTA GO TO K MART TO GET THOSE CHIPS. NO THEY DIDN’T NAME THEM. NO MY K-MART JUST CLOSED.” FUCK YOU DORITOS. I COULD MAKE A BETTER COMMERCIAL AND I’M A QUARANTINED MILLENIAL WHO TOOK 2 SEMESTERS OF FILMMAKING IN HIGH SCHOOL.

  2. I hate the ruler doritos anti advertising. yes, I get it. You are a billion company and have a look at the chip market so you don’t need to call your chips anymore. just buy me clinic nacho chips and let me move with my day.

    “this is an ad with no gimmicks, except for the naming of your product. consumers have to play an estimated game even though a question is a long gimmick. you. eat my ass doritos.

    I’m going to buy cheetos instead. yes, technically “I need it.” How to fritos? tostitos? tostitos are also suitable for a t description. I know that doritos is a universally known brand, but if you are trading a log that advertises something you already know. failed on the basic label when trying to get new people to try your commercial product. “Yes, you need to get chips from the commercial. There was no name. They say they are not at the next level with their ads. and then removes a tostitos fan to your home, because commercial, does not tell you the corn product you need to consume.

    and advertising video version that keep the illuminati symbolism push in advertising. Why? Do you think to check the government? I honestly click on a chip COMPANY. Find the snack grocery store of kayit kayitli in general registrations. christ. This doesn’t make me feel GOOD. Generally made your ISPIRATION.

    I heard this ad from a lot of time and university. The university did not treat adhd, and again, from his hearing that advising over and handsome over, he did not help me with the hell that had constant sleep due to a untreated neurological disorder, and he told me to sleep more. and the worst part says that the radio sells in K-Mart. K-MART holy lagoes fuck for K-MART holy lazy K-MART holy lazy she was the first that it’s styled? “most local retailers” DENİZCE count or base base base, DO NOT METHOD a store of Hot Scop’s. “oh, children’s life on March, the future’i Sur’i Sur’i. HUMAN didn’t dome them. Don’t give your K-MART life to live! DOritos SIZİN fuck. I’m a better overall break, and I’ve been able to show you that I’ve gained 2 SEMESTERS at very high school.

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