I FUCKING LOVE BLOODBORNE!!!!!!

I REPLAYED IT AGAIN AND ITS STILL SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!

WHO CARES ABOUT BEING ELDEN LORD, LINKING THE FIRST FLAME, A HOONTER MUST HOONT!!!!!!

AHHHH I LOVE GETTING HIT FOR BEING STUPID AND THEN HEALING ALL THAT UP AHH!!!!

I LOVE HAVING 2 WEAPONS AT ONCE!!!!!! OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A SWORD? BAHAHHAHA ITS A FUCKING HAMMER DUMBASS!

I LOVE SHOVING MY ARM ELBOW-DEEP INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A GIANT PIG TO ACQUIRE ITS BLOOD AND GET STRONGER! SQUEAL!!! SQUEAL!!!!!!

I LOVE GOTHIC CHOIRS BLARING ONLY FOR THE SONG TO GET ABRUPTLY CUT OFF BY “you died” AND THAT WEIRD LOW RUMBLING GROANING SOUND THAT SOUNDS LIKE REALLY WEIRD MOANING!

A SWORD MADE OF THE ESSENCE OF ORDER? NAH, WE GOT A FUCKING ROTATING SHARP PIZZA CUTTER.

WHO THE HELL NEEDS MAGIC WHEN YOU CAN LITERALLY STRAP A CANNON ONTO YOUR ARM?

WHO THE HELL NEEDS ARMOR WHEN YOU HAVE COMICALLY UNPROTECTIVE MATRIX LEATHER TRENCHCOATS THAT TURN ALL GOOPY AND RED WHEN YOU BUTCHER A STUPID DOG?

AHHH I LOVE BLOODBORNE!!! I MUST HOONT! I MUST HOONT!

found on r/bloodborne

#FUCKING #LOVE #BLOODBORNE

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