I hate the Commodore

The ugliest type of car, every single one of them are tacky, trashy, bogan-mobiles. They are usually pretty common in Australia, mainly in the city, soon enough they will all disappear (thank god) since Holden doesn’t exist in Australia anymore. Their worst variant is probably the ugly fucking ute-commodore which looks like a vehicle only an Australian crackhead would drive, seriously, I don’t understand why anyone would buy such a terrible-looking vehicle. They usually get sound jobs done, by crackheads, on them to make them as loud as a fucking freight train if they accelerate at all. You can also get an extension on the ute variant of the commodore to turn it from crack-mobile to something a 65-year-old Pensioner would drive to the pub to watch the NRL. I also heard some dipshit in this country had actually bought the last Commodore produced for $750,000, that’s nearly enough money to buy a house in this country, and they purchased a fucking *commodore.* Even the Police use them as patrol cars which would encourage speeding because of how far away I would want to get from that ugly piece of shit. But that’s not even the worse, the absolute worst thing you can do with a commodore, is paint it **purple** I don’t know who in their right mind would actually believe that looks even close to decent, purple already is the worst colour you can put on a car, but putting it on a fucking commodore, get the eye bleach, please. Just look up the commodore and you will see all the bogan-mobiles I’m talking about, just please, for the sake of god don’t buy one.


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