I have the power of resurrecting the dead with my cum (saga of the dead hamster)

I had an awakening when I nutted in my dead hamster and he came back to life. After that I dug up my dead grandma who died when I was young so shes decayed alot and it was just a skeleton with hair and some clothes so I opened my cum jar and took a single sperm laid it on her hip bone and it happened my grandma came back to life. I started experimenting by getting my grandpas ashes spreading them out and I did it I brang my grandpa back to life if I could bring ashes back to life i can form life out of anything. I took a piece of my hair and put a single sperm on it laid it on the floor of my nut room and I did it I made a duplicate of myself. I sat and thought and for the next few weeks I made a super army of Hamsters and my clones and I went to wage war on Ohio me and my clones made a super army but the Atlantic ocean was in my way me and my army were stationed in zimbabwe since I fled from america because torturing mexicans is “illegal” my men had trained against lions and mutant hamsters we are unstoppable I crossed the atlantic ocean into b̵̦͔̑̉͊̓̕r̵̯̜̖̣̣͍̼̍̑̂͆͗͠a̸̹̬͗͑̌z̷̝̠̈́ī̵̻͕̜͜l̶̩̖̮͚̤̲̑ i had to fight Pablo Escobar and the soccer fans it was gruesome but we picked up and cloned some hot big tiddy lationos and made our way into america we went from texas and cooked some meth with walter white in new mexico and bred some supersperm meth cookers our army grows by the day but my cum its running out I then looked to pornhub for some ultra cum supplements once i did that my army was truly unstoppable. If you ate my cum you would explode from how pure it is. I would have a river of cum and breed more soldiers to destroy ohio and the rest of the USA I made the ultimate super soldier but they had a defect. They couldnt deflect defend themselves because the us adapted and learnt the way of the cummy from some defectors from the cummy army, with the entire us army and china’s army on us we were dying. In china i had bred 1 morbillion kids to make my cum supplements who then turned on us and almost destroyed china, china declared war on the state of cummy along with brazil zimbabwe and alabama along with b̵̦͔̑̉͊̓̕r̵̯̜̖̣̣͍̼̍̑̂͆͗͠a̸̹̬͗͑̌z̷̝̠̈́ī̵̻͕̜͜l̶̩̖̮͚̤̲̑ the zimbabweans attack us with crippling corruption and inflation this hurt our women and men next comes alabama who sneak into our country and start inbreeding our army mothers became sisters and sisters became aunts next came ohio with low cost of living and more inbreeding b̵̦͔̑̉͊̓̕r̵̯̜̖̣̣͍̼̍̑̂͆͗͠a̸̹̬͗͑̌z̷̝̠̈́ī̵̻͕̜͜l̶̩̖̮͚̤̲̑ citizens moved into our beloved cummy and gave us SOCCER and brought back the rise of pablo escobar whos meth was of 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % purity which brought down our cummy I have yet to mention that i am the only one with supersperm i went through 10 morbillion years to perfect cummy and it all crashes down the chinese attacked with their children factory workers who were bred to be strong and withstand any attacks. Except for apple smartphones which gave them PTSD and they all died immedietly we then temporarily switched to apple smartphones but the non opensource operating system gave america the chance to spy on us and learn our ultimate cummy tactics the americans learned how to weaponise cum but this didnt bring us down from state to state we took down america we then asked canada for 1010^100 morbillion cummy dollars which was the new currency which they gave to us at that point we went for world domination turning every religon to the new cummy supremecy religon by the time we did it we had lost 2 cummy soldiers who were forever seen as heros for defending CUMMY from the enemy we had done it we had turned the world to cummy #cummysupremecy

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    I had an awakening when I nutted in my dead hamster and he came back to
    life. After that I dug up my dead grandma who died when I was young so
    shes decayed alot and it was just a skeleton with hair and some clothes
    so I opened my cum jar and took a single sperm laid it on her hip bone
    and it happened my grandma came back to life. I started experimenting by
    getting my grandpas ashes spreading them out and I did it I brang my
    grandpa back to life if I could bring ashes back to life i can form life
    out of anything. I took a piece of my hair and put a single sperm on it
    laid it on the floor of my nut room and I did it I made a duplicate of
    myself. I sat and thought and for the next few weeks I made a super army
    of Hamsters and my clones and I went to wage war on Ohio me and my
    clones made a super army but the Atlantic ocean was in my way me and my
    army were stationed in zimbabwe since I fled from america because
    torturing mexicans is “illegal” my men had trained against lions and
    mutant hamsters we are unstoppable I crossed the atlantic ocean into
    b̵̦͔̑̉͊̓̕r̵̯̜̖̣̣͍̼̍̑̂͆͗͠a̸̹̬͗͑̌z̷̝̠̈́ī̵̻͕̜͜l̶̩̖̮͚̤̲̑ i had to fight
    Pablo Escobar and the soccer fans it was gruesome but we picked up and
    cloned some hot big tiddy lationos and made our way into america we went
    from texas and cooked some meth with walter white in new mexico and
    bred some supersperm meth cookers our army grows by the day but my cum
    its running out I then looked to pornhub for some ultra cum supplements
    once i did that my army was truly unstoppable. If you ate my cum you
    would explode from how pure it is. I would have a river of cum and breed
    more soldiers to destroy ohio and the rest of the USA I made the
    ultimate super soldier but they had a defect. They couldnt deflect
    defend themselves because the us adapted and learnt the way of the cummy
    from some defectors from the cummy army, with the entire us army and
    china’s army on us we were dying. In china i had bred 1 morbillion kids
    to make my cum supplements who then turned on us and almost destroyed
    china, china declared war on the state of cummy along with brazil
    zimbabwe and alabama along with
    b̵̦͔̑̉͊̓̕r̵̯̜̖̣̣͍̼̍̑̂͆͗͠a̸̹̬͗͑̌z̷̝̠̈́ī̵̻͕̜͜l̶̩̖̮͚̤̲̑ the zimbabweans
    attack us with crippling corruption and inflation this hurt our women
    and men next comes alabama who sneak into our country and start
    inbreeding our army mothers became sisters and sisters became aunts next
    came ohio with low cost of living and more inbreeding
    b̵̦͔̑̉͊̓̕r̵̯̜̖̣̣͍̼̍̑̂͆͗͠a̸̹̬͗͑̌z̷̝̠̈́ī̵̻͕̜͜l̶̩̖̮͚̤̲̑ citizens moved
    into our beloved cummy and gave us SOCCER and brought back the rise of
    pablo escobar whos meth was of
    0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
    % purity which brought down our cummy I have yet to mention that i am
    the only one with supersperm i went through 10 morbillion years to
    perfect cummy and it all crashes down the chinese attacked with their
    children factory workers who were bred to be strong and withstand any
    attacks. Except for apple smartphones which gave them PTSD and they all
    died immedietly we then temporarily switched to apple smartphones but
    the non opensource operating system gave america the chance to spy on us
    and learn our ultimate cummy tactics the americans learned how to
    weaponise cum but this didnt bring us down from state to state we took
    down america we then asked canada for 1010^100 morbillion cummy
    dollars which was the new currency which they gave to us at that point
    we went for world domination turning every religon to the new cummy
    supremecy religon by the time we did it we had lost 2 cummy soldiers who
    were forever seen as heros for defending CUMMY from the enemy we had
    done it we had turned the world to cummy #cummysupremecy

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