I hit 5 years nofap

I started using this internet advice called “nofap” since 1894. Before this period of time. I always used to coom to gurls of the street. I was a vargin coomer and was isolated.

However one day hitler came up to me because he was interested in painting with my sperms as he saw great potential in the shade of my jizz. He used his art and succeded in art school.

Hitlre admitted to me that to put your com to good use you have to stop coming and use other’s comm. His words motivated me. I stopped jizzing from that day and began collecting coom. I invented the modern periodic table of fluids and ranked sperm of all humans(except mine) according to their alkalinity.

My journey didnt stop here. I wanted to become the fapstornots and go to mars with a jizz propelled spaceship(not my jizz). I bought 100 slave men and placed them in a large rocket. The sperms float on water. I waited for it to rain and bhowossh!! We were on mars. I defeated elon musk in the mars race and stepped on mars for first time. However i realised not cumming cant help to breathe without oxygen.

I suffocated to death. My body still lies in mars and my followers still pray for me there. I have been dead since 5 years and havent touched my dick since then

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  1. I πŸ‘ started πŸ†• using 😏 this internet πŸ“‘πŸ“²πŸ’» advice 😀 called β˜ŽπŸ“ž “nofap πŸ€”” since πŸ‘¨ 1894. Before β¬… this period 😩🍫 of time πŸ•. I πŸ‘ always πŸ•” used 🎢 to coom to gurls πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€βš•οΈπŸ‘±πŸΏβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘§πŸ½ of the street πŸ›£. I πŸ‘ was a vargin coomer and was isolated πŸ†πŸ”₯.

    However πŸ– one πŸ™…β™‚β˜ day πŸ“…πŸ“†πŸ—“ hitler 😈 came 🚢 up ☝ to me because he πŸ‘¨ was interested 😎 in painting 🎨✌ with my sperms πŸ’¦ as he πŸ‘₯ saw πŸ‘€ great πŸ‘ potential πŸ’ͺ🏼🧠 in the shade β›±β›…πŸ‘Œ of my jizz πŸ’¦πŸ˜. He πŸ‘¨ used ♦ his πŸ‘‹ art 🎨 and succeded in art 🎨 school 🏫.

    Hitlre admitted ☝ to me that to put 😏 your πŸ‘‰ com πŸ…±πŸ…° to good πŸ‘Œ use 🏻 you πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ have to stop πŸ›‘ coming πŸ’¦ and use 😏 other’s πŸ‘« comm. His πŸ’¦ words πŸ”š motivated ➑ me. I πŸ‘ stopped βœ‹ jizzing πŸ’¦πŸ˜© from that day πŸ“† and began πŸ”˜ collecting πŸ’¦ coom. I πŸ‘ invented πŸ’° the modern πŸ–₯πŸ’ΏπŸ“· periodic table 😐 of fluids πŸ’¦ and ranked πŸ₯‡πŸ₯ˆπŸ₯‰ sperm πŸ’¦ of all πŸ’― humans(except mine β›πŸ˜) according πŸ”› to their alkalinity.

    My journey πŸ”πŸƒ didnt stop πŸ›‘βž‘ here. I πŸ‘πŸ’ͺπŸ’° wanted 😍 to become 😌 the fapstornots and go πŸƒ to mars ☁ with a jizz πŸ’¦ propelled πŸ†πŸ’¦ spaceship(not my jizz 😩). I πŸ‘₯ bought πŸ’¦πŸ’ΈπŸ’° 100 πŸ’―πŸ”₯ slave β›“πŸ”—πŸ˜€ men πŸ‘¨ and placed πŸ’πŸŠπŸ’¨ them in a large πŸ‘€ rocket πŸš€. The sperms πŸ’¦ float πŸ›³ on πŸ”› water πŸ’¦. I πŸ‘ waited πŸ™„βŒš for it to rain 🌧 and bhowossh!! We were on πŸ”› mars πŸ‘. I πŸ‘ defeated πŸ—‘ elon πŸ’¦πŸ† musk πŸ†πŸš€πŸš˜ in the mars πŸ‘ race πŸƒ and stepped πŸ‘ž on πŸ”› mars πŸ‘ for first πŸ‘† time β°πŸ˜‰. However πŸ’― i πŸ‘ realised 😦 not cumming πŸ’¦πŸ˜œπŸ‘€ cant ❌🚫 help πŸ’ to breathe 😀 without ❌😏 oxygen πŸƒβ˜€πŸ’¨.

    I πŸ‘ suffocated to death β˜ πŸ’€. My body πŸ’ƒ still πŸ€žπŸ™Œ lies πŸ€₯ in mars πŸ‘ and my followers πŸ‘£ still πŸ€žπŸ™Œ pray πŸ™ for me there. I πŸ‘ have been dead πŸ’€ since πŸ’¦ 5 πŸŽ„ years πŸ“… and havent touched 🀚 my dick πŸ† since πŸ‘¨ then

  2. I stawted using this intewnet advice cawwed “nofap” since 1894. Befowe this pewiod of time. I awways used to coom to guwws of the stweet. I was a vawgin coomew and was isowated.

    Howevew one day hitwew came up to me because he was intewested in painting with my spewms as he saw gweat potentiaw in the shade of my jizz. He used his awt and succeded in awt schoow.

    Hitwwe admitted to me that to put youw com to good use you have to stop coming and use othew’s comm. His wowds motivated me. I stopped jizzing fwom that day and began cowwecting coom. I invented the modewn pewiodic tabwe of fwuids and wanked spewm of aww humans(except mine) accowding to theiw awkawinity.

    My jouwney didnt stop hewe. I wanted to become the fapstownots and go to maws with a jizz pwopewwed spaceship(not my jizz). I bought 100 swave men and pwaced them in a wawge wocket. The spewms fwoat on watew. I waited fow it to wain and bhowossh!! We wewe on maws. I defeated ewon musk in the maws wace and stepped on maws fow fiwst time. Howevew i weawised not cumming cant hewp to bweathe without oxygen.

    I suffocated to death. My body stiww wies in maws and my fowwowews stiww pway fow me thewe. I have been dead since 5 yeaws and havent touched my dick since then

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