I install wireless internet in the country thus I find myself on farms quite often. On one install’s property there was a rooster the inherited when purchasing the land. They told me it was an absolute crazy bastard and that if it attacked me to just kick the shit out of it.
As I entered the gate the rooster and I made eye contact – from that moment He made it very clear that violence was his only choice. You could see the murder seething in his eyes. After we broke eye contact he started charging me full force. When he was within a couple feet he jumped at me throwing his feet forward like flying claws of death. I punted that fucker with a medium smack and sent him back a bit. Immediately he was flying right back at me. I gave him a stronger kick and he came back. I kept kicking stronger and stronger until I was kicking with full force and that fucker still wanted smoke. Almost like he enjoyed it.
We kept fighting on and off for the rest of the entire install. Towards the end he actually managed to puncture my pant leg and cause a pretty decent gash to my shin. It stopped bleeding after a couple minutes so I just sweated it off. But goddamn did I ever beat that thing and it did not give one single care in the world.
It eventually tried to fight their donkey and was ended before I returned to do maintenance work :/ I was looking forward to a rematch duel
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