I jacked off to the emoji movie.

It was a year or two ago and I was watching the emoji movie with like five people (We were 14) and around an hour in, Jailbreak (the emo emoji) comes in and my friend makes a bet “50 bucks to the first person who nuts” I and three other people agreed and we went in separate corners of the room and started trying. I timed it and within 3:47 minutes I nutted. But the worst part about this story IS THAT I LOST. SOMEONE ELSE GOT A TIME OF 49 SECONDS.


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