I just can’t do this anymore!

I have a high sex drive. What can I say? It’s natural. I used to masturbate a lot. Like at least once a day if not more. I would always do it with porn because I never had a partner to help me. Fast forward to now, I’ve somehow ended up with a romantic partner (I’m awkward as fuck so idk how that happened but nonetheless I’m happy so far). We got down to business a while back and I realized I am used to rubbing one out with my hand in a very specific way, so “the real deal” actually didn’t feel good at all. It was an awkward experience to say the least. So I decided that I was going to quit whacking off so much and stop watching porn since my imagination is now practically useless. Well, that backfired. My high sex drive has now made it to where I cannot function in society anymore. It’s only been a week since I last went to orgasm town and now everything is arousing. It’s like my brain is dialed to ten. My body isn’t used to this and so my hormones and brain chemicals are all out of whack. Whack.. whack… damn now I wanna whack off, smh. Anyway, I feel like I’m a menace to society now since I physically cannot control these powerful urges to fuck. My dna is screaming that it wants to reproduce. I decided to save myself from the general public by locking myself in my room until I become enlightened or whatever and I no longer have these strong sexual desires. So if you need me, I’ll be meditating. Or beating off. Maybe both.

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  1. I have a high sex drive. What can I say? It’s natural. I used to masturbate a lot. Like at least once a day if not more. I would always do it with porn because I never had a partner to help me. Fast forward to now, I’ve somehow ended up with a romantic partner (I’m awkward as fuck so idk how that happened but nonetheless I’m happy so far). We got down to business a while back and I realized I am used to rubbing one out with my hand in a very specific way, so “the real deal” actually didn’t feel good at all. It was an awkward experience to say the least. So I decided that I was going to quit whacking off so much and stop watching porn since my imagination is now practically useless. Well, that backfired. My high sex drive has now made it to where I cannot function in society anymore. It’s only been a week since I last went to orgasm town and now everything is arousing. It’s like my brain is dialed to ten. My body isn’t used to this and so my hormones and brain chemicals are all out of whack. Whack.. whack… damn now I wanna whack off, smh. Anyway, I feel like I’m a menace to society now since I physically cannot control these powerful urges to fuck. My dna is screaming that it wants to reproduce. I decided to save myself from the general public by locking myself in my room until I become enlightened or whatever and I no longer have these strong sexual desires. So if you need me, I’ll be meditating. Or beating off. Maybe both.

  2. I have a high sex drive. What can I say? It’s natural. I used to masturbate a lot. Like at least once a day if not more. I would always do it with porn because I never had a partner to help me. Fast forward to now, I’ve somehow ended up with a romantic partner (I’m awkward as fuck so idk how that happened but nonetheless I’m happy so far). We got down to business a while back and I realized I am used to rubbing one out with my hand in a very specific way, so “the real deal” actually didn’t feel good at all. It was an awkward experience to say the least. So I decided that I was going to quit whacking off so much and stop watching porn since my imagination is now practically useless. Well, that backfired. My high sex drive has now made it to where I cannot function in society anymore. It’s only been a week since I last went to orgasm town and now everything is arousing. It’s like my brain is dialed to ten. My body isn’t used to this and so my hormones and brain chemicals are all out of whack. Whack.. whack… damn now I wanna whack off, smh. Anyway, I feel like I’m a menace to society now since I physically cannot control these powerful urges to fuck. My dna is screaming that it wants to reproduce. I decided to save myself from the general public by locking myself in my room until I become enlightened or whatever and I no longer have these strong sexual desires. So if you need me, I’ll be meditating. Or beating off. Maybe both.

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